It's FEMA I tell you
As scary as all of this talk about FEMA camps is and as strange as some things may be getting there are a few things we always forget about such things when letting our natural imaginations take over. 1. FEMA is incapable of managing a hurricane. 2. FEMA is incapable of providing ANYTHING after a hurricane other than bottles of water, heater meals and tarps. 3. FEMA will just give most perspective residents of said camps a voucher for a future stay once they become eligible for camp residency, 4. The rules for camp residency eligibility will be so indeterminable that almost NO ONE will qualify for this government benefit FEMA is allegedly training high school kids to be the future employees of these camps with clubs in high schools, their videos claim things like "I AM FIERCE " and a young lady zipping up her wind breaker stating proudly "AND THIS IS WHAT I WEAR" this uniform is khaki pants, an ugly ass ascot , a long sleeve shirt and a wind breaker that is burgundy in color. How in the hell can a kid that is being brainwashed to be anti gun and looks like a Mc Donalds employee actually scare anyone for the simple fact that they are doing calisthenics in formation? Just shout an order at them like "MOP THE FLOOR" and they will comply lol. I have seen these high school FEMA geeks in action in Florida during the hurricane season from hell and all I can say is LMAO.
Thats some funny shit right there. Perhaps we can get these trainees to storm ticket master headquartes. Or send them on a scouting mission to find Further managements brain. First its a tour with one off shows 100's of miles away back and forth east-west-east-west...now they schedule a run of shows at a venue in one place YIPPIE but unfortunately you cannot acquire tickets to it unless you want to pay their ticket provider a premium for tickets on their scalper site.