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Bakes
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Wildflower seed on the sand and stone....

Is it safe to come out?

#87495 2 years, 9 months ago
scar1et_f1re
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Re: Is it safe to come out?

#87503 2 years, 9 months ago
Sure, why not?

Know any good jokes?
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Bakes
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Wildflower seed on the sand and stone....

Re: Is it safe to come out?

#87512 2 years, 9 months ago
How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Bakes
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Wildflower seed on the sand and stone....

Holidays Joke Thread

#87516 2 years, 9 months ago
None. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
Last Edit: 2 years, 9 months ago by Bakes. Reason: Renamed Thread
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Re: Is it safe to come out?

#87527 2 years, 9 months ago
Ok, I have to admit I enjoyed that one. Any more?
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Bakes
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Wildflower seed on the sand and stone....

Holidays Joke Thread

#87535 2 years, 9 months ago
One more then back to work. Holidays joke for the ladies....



A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.

Then the woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don' t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

The woman answered, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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Re: Holidays Joke Thread

#87559 2 years, 9 months ago
Bakes wrote:
None. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.


I thought they screwed in VW buses....
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Re: Holidays Joke Thread

#87560 2 years, 9 months ago
i got my penis snagged in a zipper once and never again will i ever sleep nude or have sex in a sleeping bag. good joke though. it brought a smile to my face, but thats not sayin much, it doesnt take much for me to laugh.
proctocologist called me crazy, sometimes i am , sometimes i aint
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Re: Holidays Joke Thread

#87565 2 years, 9 months ago
iraqistatefair wrote:
i got my penis snagged in a zipper once and never again will i ever sleep nude or have sex in a sleeping bag. good joke though. it brought a smile to my face, but thats not sayin much, it doesnt take much for me to laugh.
proctocologist called me crazy, sometimes i am , sometimes i aint




One of the funniest movies I ever saw, something about Mary.
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Re: Holidays Joke Thread

#87567 2 years, 9 months ago
OMG, I'm sitting here at the bus stop waiting for my son and lua:lol: ghing my ass off. The other tparents hink I'm daffed. That's funny shit.
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