I think you left out a little bit of the back story.
I was 25 miles from AC and HAD JUST SMOKED A BOWL when I decided to pull into a rest stop.
Can't fool us old heads MM
I was actually sober as can be, it was just one of those stupid things you do without thinking. This was at like 4pm and I hadn't smoked anything since I did during the show the night before, I wasn't on NoDoz or anything that would alter my state of mind at all. I added some oil, put the oil back in my truck, did a few things and then closed my hood with the oil cap sitting on the intake manifold ...... luckily the cap was still there and no damage was done.
--oh and the apple brownies were wrapped so they didn't spill out or anything - just put them back in the cooler after I realized they were thrown asside