I feel you. I'm only 32 and I'm a super clean guy. I was very addicted to spicy food. I stopped that. The best thing to do is use the cream or the bullets. Cream worked better for me. I do use stool softeners cause Im the type that doesn't have to go to the bathroom everyday so when I do go it hurt. Mine even had hella blood a few times in the toliet. It hasn't came back since the last time I started using the cream. Use it three times a day til it's gone.
I read this then saw your quote and thought it read I'm gonna shit right here til i die !!!! LoL