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captaintony
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I can't remember if I've pooped lately

#69557 2 years, 11 months ago
I mean I'm sure I have, because my stomach's not hurting, but for the life of me I cannot remember when I pooped last?! Not sure why I felt the urge to share this, but you know, they say someone else is always going through the same thing.
strangerinboulder
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Re: I can't remember if I've pooped lately

#69567 2 years, 11 months ago
Did you check your "Depends"? That's always a good indicator.
Last Edit: 2 years, 11 months ago by strangerinboulder.
gr8fuljen
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Re: I can't remember if I've pooped lately

#69571 2 years, 11 months ago
You should go to the store and buy an ennema.. then proceed to give yourself the ennema, and then post about how it went...
ShakedownSteve
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Don't Harsh My Mellow

Re: I can't remember if I've pooped lately

#69580 2 years, 11 months ago
gr8fuljen wrote:
You should go to the store and buy an ennema.. then proceed to give yourself the ennema, and then post about how it went...

No, you shouldn't. Really, you shouldn't. Please don't.
Sometimes we live no particular way but our own
Last Edit: 2 years, 11 months ago by ShakedownSteve.
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SunshineSue
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Life is sweeter for this!

Re: I can't remember if I've pooped lately

#69585 2 years, 11 months ago
Do you really think it's safe to admit that with all of the underemployed nurses around here?? Run, Captain, run!!!
BigBabyViper
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Re: I can't remember if I've pooped lately

#69586 2 years, 11 months ago
i once knew a girl in high school that bold face claimed she didnt poop ever so maybe your just burnin it up your body must be running at perfect efficiency
It never got weird enough for me -Hunter S.
ShakedownSteve
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Don't Harsh My Mellow

Re: I can't remember if I've pooped lately

#69594 2 years, 11 months ago
BigBabyViper wrote:
i once knew a girl in high school that bold face claimed she didnt poop ever

That's what what happens when you become addicted to laxatives. Chronic use of laxatives can lead to intestinal paralysis. It's weird that something that's supposed to make you shit can make you not shit.
Sometimes we live no particular way but our own
gr8fuljen
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Re: I can't remember if I've pooped lately

#69597 2 years, 11 months ago
Too much Cheese man... go for the prune juice...then the ennema...
BigBabyViper
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Re: I can't remember if I've pooped lately

#69605 2 years, 11 months ago
ShakedownSteve wrote:
BigBabyViper wrote:
i once knew a girl in high school that bold face claimed she didnt poop ever

That's what what happens when you become addicted to laxatives. Chronic use of laxatives can lead to intestinal paralysis. It's weird that something that's supposed to make you shit can make you not shit.

lol well maybe thats what happened but im pretty sure she just was lying
It never got weird enough for me -Hunter S.
captaintony
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Re: I can't remember if I've pooped lately

#69615 2 years, 11 months ago
All girls poop, i bet some of the ladies on here leave big old turtle tails in their toilets and never flush.
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