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the highway terror
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Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#60924 3 years, 1 month ago
I'll be sharin' me bury'd treasure with ye !
that is , when I finds it AAARRRGGGHHHH !!
Can't Live that Negative Way, Make Room for the Positive Day !
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deadontherivet
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Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#60949 3 years, 1 month ago
"professor what's another word for pirate treasure?"

"booty."

Beastie Boys reference.
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Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#60988 3 years, 1 month ago
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

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I can't come down, I've been set free.
Who you are, and what you do,
don't make no difference to me.
scar1et_f1re
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Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#61002 3 years, 1 month ago
FFF! Family is Forever!!!

May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
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83msg1sttyme
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Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#61006 3 years, 1 month ago
well blow me down
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
newyawker
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Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#61088 3 years, 1 month ago
A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat."
'Nothin left to do but smile smile smile'
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Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#61140 3 years, 1 month ago
I just got home from seeing a pirate movie
It was rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHH
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