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Chester
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Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#60803 3 years, 1 month ago
Shiver me timbers. It's that time again. Here be a link for ya scurvy dogs!
www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

I can't come down, it's plain to see.
I can't come down, I've been set free.
Who you are, and what you do,
don't make no difference to me.
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LBDowling
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Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#60817 3 years, 1 month ago
SO, a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's the deal with the wheel?". Pirate says, "Arrrrrgh... it's drivin' me nuts!"

Happy talk like a pirate day, scalawags!!!
Someday, everything's gonna be diff'rent... when I paint my masterpiece
Last Edit: 3 years, 1 month ago by LBDowling.
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ShakedownSteve
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Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#60826 3 years, 1 month ago
How do pirates solve their differences? ARRRRRbitration.
Sometimes we live no particular way but our own
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captaintony
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Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#60844 3 years, 1 month ago
A little boy with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate for Halloween.

At the first house a woman opens the door, and the boy says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?"

The woman looks at him and says, "My, aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?"

The boy gets angry: "On the side of my buckin head, you buckin idiot."
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wngfan
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Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#60845 3 years, 1 month ago
Captain Tony, you had me yar-yar-yaring out loud. YYYOL
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SunshineSue
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Life is sweeter for this!

Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#60853 3 years, 1 month ago
I really, really hate this day, but if you can't beat'em... ; )


A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"


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Last Edit: 3 years, 1 month ago by SunshineSue.
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edheadwharfrat
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Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#60860 3 years, 1 month ago
I apologize in advance for this joke:

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
Without love day to day insanity's king
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St.Stephenhead
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Empty bottles that can't be filled

Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#60866 3 years, 1 month ago
What did the hooker and the old washed up pirate have in common?


A sunken chest with no booty . Lame i know
Time there was and plenty, but from that cup no more
Last Edit: 3 years, 1 month ago by St.Stephenhead.
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scar1et_f1re
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R U Kind?

Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#60877 3 years, 1 month ago
Just tweeted on twitter by John Barlow....

John Perry Barlow
JPBarlow John Perry Barlow
RT @superduperkewl In honor of talk like a pirate day, I'm telling everyone I haven't paid for music since 2005.


(John's actually forwarding somebody else's quote)
FFF! Family is Forever!!!

May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
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Chester
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Re: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

#60906 3 years, 1 month ago
One Pirate says to another, Arrrr how much did those earrings cost?
The other Pirate says, Arrrr about a buck-an-ear!

Yo ho ho!


I can't come down, it's plain to see.
I can't come down, I've been set free.
Who you are, and what you do,
don't make no difference to me.
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