Get a chateau...21 rooms but 1 will do.
I heard theres a campground in Compton somewhere...just show up and ask around.
you are a complete fool and have clearly never been to LA, and please dont come any time soon. LA is surrounded by wilderness and National Forests. Ever heard of the Santa Monica Mountains? Obviously not. The Greek itself could not get much closer to the woods. For camping check out the Angeles National Forrest or Topanga State Park. Topanga is pretty close to The Greek. Several other smaller parks, canyons, and wilderness areas with developed and primitive camping nearby.