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captaintony
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So is it true unicorns never have fleas?

#56462 2 years, 7 months ago
I woulda coulda never thoughta of thatta
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maredwar
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Re: So is it true unicorns never have fleas?

#56480 2 years, 7 months ago
It is true because unicorns are make beleive.

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DancingBear
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Re: So is it true unicorns never have fleas?

#56489 2 years, 7 months ago
Hehehehlol
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DeadHead420
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More negative karma please =-)

Re: So is it true unicorns never have fleas?

#56510 2 years, 7 months ago
Unicorns have unifleas. DUH, fuck dude, get with the picture. Damn
captaintony
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Re: So is it true unicorns never have fleas?

#56512 2 years, 7 months ago
DeadHead420 wrote:
Unicorns have unifleas. DUH, fuck dude, get with the picture. Damn


you crazy bastard, what the hell is a uniflea? Just because you're making words up, doesn't mean they're actually words!
Abba
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Re: So is it true unicorns never have fleas?

#56516 2 years, 7 months ago
No fleas on unicorns..UNIfleas...get it haha...
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DeadHead420
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More negative karma please =-)

Re: So is it true unicorns never have fleas?

#56519 2 years, 7 months ago
captaintony wrote:
DeadHead420 wrote:
Unicorns have unifleas. DUH, fuck dude, get with the picture. Damn


you crazy bastard, what the hell is a uniflea? Just because you're making words up, doesn't mean they're actually words!



I think its pretty self explanatory. Unicorn...uniflea.......simple. lol. Unifleas are fleas wit sparkly rainbow horns n they fart pixie dust that has healing qualities n izancarlos uses it as an ointment on the cigarette burns on his children. Wow, that sounded kinda dark. lol. Thats jus how i imagine him, writing hateful shit online,drinkin some good ol firewater, n burnin his kids wit cigarettes simultaneously. Multitasking. Uniflea ointment also works well on crabs, and crotch rot by the way. bahahahahhaaha =-P
neverstop66
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Re: So is it true unicorns never have fleas?

#56585 2 years, 7 months ago
DH420 has unigerbils. He created them in his meth lab by accident.
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captaintony
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Re: So is it true unicorns never have fleas?

#56609 2 years, 7 months ago
These unigerbils live in unity in his anus.
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MsJimp
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Re: So is it true unicorns never have fleas?

#56760 2 years, 7 months ago
Unicorns do have uni fleas. They also fart pixie dust and poop glitter. Don't feed unicorns things like hot sauce or their poop will come out the consistency of glitter gel. This can be quite sloppy and it does not smell like refreshing mint as most unicorn poop does. The gel smells nasty.
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