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captaintony
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Anyone ever have the crabs?

#55422 3 years, 1 month ago
Just wondering. I never have, but I was wondering if you could really kill em by burning half your pubes off and running them into the open skin field and then stab em.
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Re: Anyone ever have the crabs?

#55424 3 years, 1 month ago
Hilarious! But it would be much easier to just use the shampoo to get rid of them.
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edheadwharfrat
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Re: Anyone ever have the crabs?

#55555 3 years, 1 month ago
Having grown up iin Maryland, I did eat many crabs. They never took up residence in my crotch, however. That must suck.
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scar1et_f1re
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Re: Anyone ever have the crabs?

#55559 3 years, 1 month ago
I've got a hermit crab in a cage. Shittiest pet ever. Daughter wanted it but I have taken over as caretaker.

Anybody near NY want a free hermit crab with a cage (10 gallon fish tank and the full set up). They actuallly prefer to live in pairs, but this guys partner died a couple of months again and hasn't been replaced yet. I'll even buy a mate if anyone will take this thing (and be kind to it...I don't like it but I am responsible for the little booger).
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Re: Anyone ever have the crabs?

#55576 3 years, 1 month ago
I don't have Crabs but I do have Lobsters and Beer!


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Re: Anyone ever have the crabs?

#55591 3 years, 1 month ago
Island Head wrote:
I don't have Crabs but I do have Lobsters and Beer!]

You are just a mean, mean man sometimes!! ; )
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Re: Anyone ever have the crabs?

#55615 3 years, 1 month ago
I wasnt allowed to have pets as a kid. Are crabs good with children? If I decide to get crabs , what shots do I need for them? Rabies? Parvo? And do i need vaccinations for each seperate ccrab or can they share the dosage? They're building a crab park in my city...so cool ! Of course you have to pick up after your crabs and no fighting. I might start an underground crab fighting league. They are some mean son o bitches !
iraqistatefair
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Re: Anyone ever have the crabs?

#55618 3 years, 1 month ago
I just named my first crab..Luke floor walker. He's ready for battle. Tony whats good? Lets meet up in a dark alley behind Starbucks and have a crab fight. Loser buys winner a frapachino or something of equal or less value.
iraqistatefair
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Re: Anyone ever have the crabs?

#55624 3 years, 1 month ago
scar1et_f1re wrote:
I've got a hermit crab in a cage. Shittiest pet ever. Daughter wanted it but I have taken over as caretaker.

Anybody near NY want a free hermit crab with a cage (10 gallon fish tank and the full set up). They actuallly prefer to live in pairs, but this guys partner died a couple of months again and hasn't been replaced yet. I'll even buy a mate if anyone will take this thing (and be kind to it...I don't like it but I am responsible for the little booger).


"Care taker" for a crab? Maybe for a senior citizen in a nursing home ...how hard is it to "care" for a hermit crab. ? Does he only eat a strict vegan diet or need help changing his clothes? Thats so funny...youre a caretaker for a fucking hermit crab. He cant be that much responsibility, is he?
iraqistatefair
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Re: Anyone ever have the crabs?

#55626 3 years, 1 month ago
im only kidding scarlet...dont get all bent...its pretty cool ur willing to buy a mate for him and want him to go to a kind home. just messin around bro.
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