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captaintony
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I ate some unicorn pretzels lately

#53335 2 years, 11 months ago
I don't know what they were, but they saved our lives. We could have died that night from starvation, but the heavens opened up and I looked down where I was seated and there, lo and behold, was a rainbow shining from this massive bowl of honey flavored pretzels and I told everyone around me the unicorns have shit us a gift, and we dug into that pretzel bowl and everyone laughed and loved.
They were the best Unicorn shit I have ever ate, and I think this was the first time I ate unicorn shit and nothing ever will compare to this shit. That shit was the shit. No shit.
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PMoondancer
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Re: I ate some unicorn pretzels lately

#53339 2 years, 11 months ago
Are these unicorn pretzels a variant form of Manna?

Must they be collected early in the day, lest they rapidly turn bad, or is the shelf life stable?

Is their appearance faith based?
neverstop66
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Re: I ate some unicorn pretzels lately

#53341 2 years, 11 months ago
You should have ground it up and snorted it. You would have had rainbows shooting out of your ears and eyeball sockets.
83msg1sttyme
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Re: I ate some unicorn pretzels lately

#53893 2 years, 11 months ago
where does one procure such an item?
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
captaintony
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Re: I ate some unicorn pretzels lately

#53919 2 years, 11 months ago
83msg1sttyme wrote:
where does one procure such an item?


I don't know, I just happened to look down and there they were. It's a mystery and a paradox rolled up in fluffy unicorn pellets.
83msg1sttyme
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Re: I ate some unicorn pretzels lately

#53929 2 years, 11 months ago
oh i figured ebay or amazon
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
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