I have to say I prefer to vote for someone brave enough to wear a duck bill with his ID and warped enough to suggest steeling a giraffe from the zoo to catch a free deadshow. But I am open minded.
Also anyone willing to actually wear a platypus consume in public deserves some serious consideration.
Can all presidential hopefuls please state their beliefs why we should vote for you.
I am open minded, but I think I will feel uneasy voting for someone who demands his cabinet all wear cock rings. If nothing else, I think that precludes women from his cabinet.
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