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captaintony
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Whos gonna be my spokesperson for the White House?

#51382 2 years, 8 months ago
i want someone who doesn't know what the hell they're talking about and if the moment feels right just start singing right in front of millions on TV and I don't care if the song is I got big butts, we gotta get this country back to its basics, you know how the Beatles made Abbey Road to go back to their roots, well, the White house will be our Abbey Road, we'll tear down all the street signs and replace em with porn pics and then we'll take the monument and add balls to the bottom of it so when satellite pictures are taken it will look like a big rocket dick. It's gonna be a train wreck for sure, and we need someone who can take the heat.
captaintony
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Re: Whos gonna be my spokesperson for the White House?

#51426 2 years, 8 months ago
Damn, no volunteers. Well, Dh420 is out of the question, the minute he opens his mouth, some redneck off a reservation is gonna take a shot at him so it'd be hard to fill a job where there's a chalk outline. Unless, of course, 420 could be a like a "duck" decoy, cause then we could get a lot of work done since we know he's out there dodging bullets. Also, it'd be a lot of entertainment for us, perhaps, even - I'm just thinking out loud here, we could charge pay per view where he's like hunted by people who paid us big bucks to hunt a guy dressed in a playtpus suit. Oh man, the possibilities are endless!
iraqistatefair
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The wheels are muddy, got a ton of hay

Re: Whos gonna be my spokesperson for the White House?

#51434 2 years, 8 months ago
If this is the song i can sing you can book me for the gig.


www.google.com/url?url=http://www.youtub...qDdbHZY25_qGgRgGcj2g


When it comes to not knowing what the hell I'm talkin about....I'm definately qualified for the job right there. As far as singing infront of millions...not a big deal. If I could be the man you need, that sounds gay....If I can fill the position I wont let you down. I'm going to need a sitting duck as a decoy for sure...great thinking captain !!
iraqistatefair
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The wheels are muddy, got a ton of hay

Re: Whos gonna be my spokesperson for the White House?

#51435 2 years, 8 months ago


This version would be great. When's the unvieling for the statue?
DeadHead420
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More negative karma please =-)

Re: Whos gonna be my spokesperson for the White House?

#51438 2 years, 8 months ago
Im tired of training. When am i gonna be able to send out my PeaceTroop to kill people with kindness??? The time is NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Moondancer n Smiley, READY THE TROOPS !!!
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