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captaintony
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Day two agenda: fire all news reporters

#48306 3 years ago
Replace em with monkeys, monkeys wearing hard hats and cute little belllhop suits. I'm tired of all this doom and gloom, I know they gotta report it, but don't shake it in our face, drag it through the mud, hang it out to dry and then repeat the previous steps.
Since declaring my running for presidency last night at Kmart, I promise to tell each and every reporter to kiss my ass. No favorites, only enemies, I'll be disgraced in the media but for only so long cause I got a shipment of monkeys coming in from Uganda and they're happy just to be eating fresh bananas.
Equinox
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Re: Day two agenda: fire all news reporters

#48314 3 years ago
Actually, speaking as someone who used to be a journalist, the way they're downsizing news organizations, I don't think you have anything to worry about.
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SunshineSue
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Life is sweeter for this!

Re: Day two agenda: fire all news reporters

#48317 3 years ago
I believe Fox News already made the switch.
Equinox
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Re: Day two agenda: fire all news reporters

#48318 3 years ago
Years ago.
"Got any nails?"
"No!"
"Got any flies?"
captaintony
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Re: Day two agenda: fire all news reporters

#48344 3 years ago
SunshineSue wrote:
I believe Fox News already made the switch.


yes, Fox news has set new standards in monkey journalism.
strangerinboulder
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Re: Day two agenda: fire all news reporters

#48549 3 years ago
captaintony wrote:
Replace em with monkeys, monkeys wearing hard hats and cute little belllhop suits. I'm tired of all this doom and gloom, I know they gotta report it, but don't shake it in our face, drag it through the mud, hang it out to dry and then repeat the previous steps.
Since declaring my running for presidency last night at Kmart, I promise to tell each and every reporter to kiss my ass. No favorites, only enemies, I'll be disgraced in the media but for only so long cause I got a shipment of monkeys coming in from Uganda and they're happy just to be eating fresh bananas.



"If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world but I am sure we would be getting reports from hell before breakfast."

-General William Tecumsah Sherman-
neverstop66
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Re: Day two agenda: fire all news reporters

#48557 3 years ago
SunshineSue wrote:
I believe Fox News already made the switch.


I don't watch fox news for the news if you know what I'm saying lol.
SunshineSue
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Life is sweeter for this!

Re: Day two agenda: fire all news reporters

#48562 3 years ago
neverstop66 wrote:
SunshineSue wrote:
I believe Fox News already made the switch.


I don't watch fox news for the news if you know what I'm saying lol.

Be careful- those blondes are evil and will poison your mind!
neverstop66
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Re: Day two agenda: fire all news reporters

#48573 3 years ago
SunshineSue wrote:
neverstop66 wrote:
SunshineSue wrote:
I believe Fox News already made the switch.


I don't watch fox news for the news if you know what I'm saying lol.

Be careful- those blondes are evil and will poison your mind!


Its already too late.
captaintony
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Re: Day two agenda: fire all news reporters

#48574 3 years ago
We could make Fox News a porn channel.
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