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neverstop66
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Re: number of views for threads

#47508 3 years, 1 month ago
Sex sells. Even if its sex with a chicken lol.
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captaintony
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Re: number of views for threads

#47519 3 years, 1 month ago
wlewis wrote:
Ossumpei wrote:
Its kind of like jerking off.

Everyone does it, but nobody talks about it.


unless of course you are captain tony


Like I've told a lot of people before - it's mine so why not put it to use?
captaintony
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Re: number of views for threads

#47522 3 years, 1 month ago
neverstop66 wrote:
Sex sells. Even if its sex with a chicken lol.


we might be onto a new shakedown product. So far, bedpans have been mentioned in a thread a long time ago and now porn tables! We could set up viewing booths and give lap dances, all the while 420 dances around in circles like a pinball machine banging off trees in his platypus costume.
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funky420
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If you stumble, make it part of the dance.

Re: number of views for threads

#47633 3 years, 1 month ago
DeadHead420 wrote:
I agree. I thought it was excessively interesting, not to mention alarming that the sex wit a chicken thread got pounded with views. hahahahah



Hehehehe you said got pounded!
The voices tell me what to say
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scar1et_f1re
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R U Kind?

Re: number of views for threads

#47888 3 years, 1 month ago
funky420 wrote:
DeadHead420 wrote:
I agree. I thought it was excessively interesting, not to mention alarming that the sex wit a chicken thread got pounded with views. hahahahah



Hehehehe you said got pounded!


That chicken sex thread also immediately came to my mind. Fluck. Now I am thinking like a stoner platypus. All that sinister Captain Tony's fault for starting that train wreck of a thread. Train wreck in the respect that it was awful, but I had to look and look and then even join in (not joining in like in bestiality..... I gave that up as a new years resolution).

I must admit, that chicken on a rubber band advice was "interesting".

Now that I have turned this thread around, like the word association thread, here are some friendly farm animals I met at beaverwood farm. The real freaks may enjoy some of these.
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FFF! Family is Forever!!!

May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
SunshineSue
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Life is sweeter for this!

Re: number of views for threads

#47900 3 years, 1 month ago
Cute animals! I sure hope the local constable stops giving them a hassle, it seems like a great place to stay.
scar1et_f1re
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Re: number of views for threads

#47908 3 years, 1 month ago
No hassles any more from the town. That was more of a set-up / blitzkrieg time move. And irrespective of what happened, the owners are so cool they add to the magic. Yesterday farmer Paul had my 13 year old daughter milking goats, taking care of animals, etc. Ez stuff - and he helped her with everything - but my daughter took it very seriously.

I know people are upset with the farmer for scaring people away last minute (he was threatened by the town). Driving home last night I realized that being upset with the farmer for informing people he may be shut down the weekend of the Bethel show is s sort of like getting upset with Jerry for canceling the fall 1991 (?) dead tour with his enlarged heart or Bobby postponing his solo shows. It sucks, people got hurt financially.....but we cut them slack cause we know they are good people.
FFF! Family is Forever!!!

May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
skidoo
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skidoo, skidoo.....ski-doo doo doodlie doo doo doo

Re: number of views for threads

#47939 3 years, 1 month ago
Ossumpei wrote:
I once got a lap dance at a dive bar, from an older, red haired stripper with a Dead bear tattoo, right above her cootchie.

As a matter of fact, her face kind of put me in mind of Jerry.

But when she dropped her drawers and I saw all that red, all I could think of was Willie Nelson.


hubba hubba.....curtains match the drapes, cootchie, jerry, willie....it all works
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skidoo
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skidoo, skidoo.....ski-doo doo doodlie doo doo doo

Re: number of views for threads

#47940 3 years, 1 month ago
drapes match the tablecloth same pattern as the throw rug
Ossumpei
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Re: number of views for threads

#47946 3 years, 1 month ago
skidoo wrote:
Ossumpei wrote:
I once got a lap dance at a dive bar, from an older, red haired stripper with a Dead bear tattoo, right above her cootchie.

As a matter of fact, her face kind of put me in mind of Jerry.

But when she dropped her drawers and I saw all that red, all I could think of was Willie Nelson.


hubba hubba.....curtains match the drapes, cootchie, jerry, willie....it all works


I'm glad someone finally mentioned that post.

I was cracking up when I was writing it, and I figured everyone else would too. I've been waiting for some response.

I thought the comment about the stripper looking like Jerry would be sure to get a laugh or two. Then insinuating that her cootchie looked like Willie Nelson!! That's comedy gold.

The thing about the story is that its part true.

I'm not saying which parts either. I hope you get a laugh trying to figure it out.
Let us all look kindly on our neighbor.
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