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neverstop66
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Re: unruly "fan"

#43868 3 years, 1 month ago
DeadHead420 wrote:
Why would anybody bring mace to a Furthur show??? Doesnt make sense.

Just in case a giant platypus starts humping them uncontrollably.
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Deadwanderer
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Re: unruly "fan"

#43869 3 years, 1 month ago
I recall this one huge bad ass biker at a Grateful Dead show picking on the skinny hippy kids , dressed all in black.
by the end of the night the fucker was holding someones tire smiling ear to ear, big ol colorful tye dye on his back, and guess what, he was loving everyone that walked by !
neverstop66
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Re: unruly "fan"

#43881 3 years, 1 month ago
Seems like we get these types at almost every show. I just get passive aggressive so I don't ruin my own good time. But I definitely don't let it go.
captaintony
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Re: unruly "fan"

#43903 3 years, 1 month ago
If a giant platypus starts humping, will mace be enough to stop it? Those animals are like rabbits on meth.
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edheadwharfrat
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Re: unruly "fan"

#43905 3 years, 1 month ago
captaintony wrote:
If a giant platypus starts humping, will mace be enough to stop it? Those animals are like rabbits on meth.


According to my research, mace acts like a combination of catnip and Viagra on platypi. Better come up with a different strategy.
Without love day to day insanity's king
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StuartSlate
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Re: unruly "fan"

#43907 3 years, 1 month ago
captaintony wrote:
...but if it's a female and she's hot, well, come in, baby take your clothes off...


Your attitude is exactly why SOME women pull this crap.
neverstop66
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Re: unruly "fan"

#43931 3 years, 1 month ago
StuartSlate wrote:
captaintony wrote:
...but if it's a female and she's hot, well, come in, baby take your clothes off...


Your attitude is exactly why SOME women pull this crap.


C'mon Stu. Lighten up and get a sense of humor. He's only kidding around.
Ace#11
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Re: unruly "fan"

#43943 3 years, 1 month ago
Scumbag ! She needs to be found, pinned on the ground, and sprayed in the eye with a bottle of liquid. Then she'll see the error of her ways
DeadHead420
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More negative karma please =-)

Re: unruly "fan"

#43948 3 years, 1 month ago
Ace#11 wrote:
Scumbag ! She needs to be found, pinned on the ground, and sprayed in the eye with a bottle of liquid. Then she'll see the error of her ways


What liquid would be in the bottle. Platypus semen?? Period blood?? A mixture of the two?? lol That should totally be the new mace. Less sting more vomiting. hehhehe
captaintony
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Re: unruly "fan"

#43949 3 years, 1 month ago
edheadwharfrat wrote:
captaintony wrote:
If a giant platypus starts humping, will mace be enough to stop it? Those animals are like rabbits on meth.


According to my research, mace acts like a combination of catnip and Viagra on platypi. Better come up with a different strategy.


well better late than never, glad I was never confronted with this situation or I would have surely became a platypus' playmate for life.
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