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captaintony
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Look on the bright side...

#41061 2 years, 9 months ago
You tried your best and you failed miserably. You let your family down and you let down all your friends. Your neighbors are mad and they won't look at you when you walk by. The best thing to do is to lie low for awhile.
Who knew so many people hated midget orgies? They weren't making that much noise. They can't, they're midgets. Damn shame too, would have been a fine weekend midget sex party. I think it scared everyone when the little car pulled up out front of my house and thirty or forty midgets got out of it. I never thought it would end!
DeadHead420
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More negative karma please =-)

Re: Look on the bright side...

#41067 2 years, 9 months ago
They're called LITTLE PEOPLE asshole. lmao. =-)
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SunshineSue
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Life is sweeter for this!

Re: Look on the bright side...

#41071 2 years, 9 months ago
I'm guessing it wasn't the noise, it was all those teeny little handcuffs and condoms scattered all over the lawns that bothered everyone...
funky420
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If you stumble, make it part of the dance.

Re: Look on the bright side...

#41081 2 years, 9 months ago
Follow the brick road!
The voices tell me what to say
neverstop66
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Re: Look on the bright side...

#41082 2 years, 9 months ago
Those damn midgets are so horny. They're always humping everything! Probably scared the neighbors when one tried to mount their dog. I saw one humping a telephone pole once.
DeadHead420
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More negative karma please =-)

Re: Look on the bright side...

#41085 2 years, 9 months ago
You guys should check out Vern Troyers porno, or whatever mini-mes name is. Its exceptionally creepy.....yet strangely eroitc......hahahahah
neverstop66
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Re: Look on the bright side...

#41087 2 years, 9 months ago
forward to 4:34 mark
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neverstop66
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Re: Look on the bright side...

#41088 2 years, 9 months ago
This could happen if your not careful.
captaintony
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Re: Look on the bright side...

#41094 2 years, 9 months ago
SunshineSue wrote:
I'm guessing it wasn't the noise, it was all those teeny little handcuffs and condoms scattered all over the lawns that bothered everyone...


oh, we're way past the condom stage, now the monkey one of em brought we had to snap a condom on, I do have standards.
captaintony
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Re: Look on the bright side...

#41095 2 years, 9 months ago
neverstop66 wrote:
Those damn midgets are so horny. They're always humping everything! Probably scared the neighbors when one tried to mount their dog. I saw one humping a telephone pole once.


sick little bastards! That's all they do. They can't get enough of it! You can't have em hand you food, cause you don't know where the food has been or you might not get your hand back.
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