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captaintony
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temps rising at annual colon cleansing tourney

#35085 3 years, 1 month ago
It's no longer fun and games when someone's colon ruptures.
captaintony
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Re: temps rising at annual colon cleansing tourney

#35112 3 years, 1 month ago
bump
neverstop66
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Re: temps rising at annual colon cleansing tourney

#35119 3 years, 1 month ago
I heard it might be cancelled because a bunch of assholes showed up. Good to hear its still on.
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83msg1sttyme
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Re: temps rising at annual colon cleansing tourney

#35123 3 years, 1 month ago
yeah most of the people who showed were full of shit anyway
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
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captaintony
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Re: temps rising at annual colon cleansing tourney

#35146 3 years, 1 month ago
Yeah, but I heard it was going to be a gas.
83msg1sttyme
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Re: temps rising at annual colon cleansing tourney

#35164 3 years, 1 month ago
i heard the sponser was going to be Exlax but they had to run
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
neverstop66
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Re: temps rising at annual colon cleansing tourney

#35207 3 years, 1 month ago
Their guest speaker, Mike Hunt, was real anal in his approach to colon cleansing.
captaintony
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Re: temps rising at annual colon cleansing tourney

#35215 3 years, 1 month ago
Dick Gazinya, national spokesperson explained to reporters last year at the annual colon cleansing for peace conference in Hershey, Pennsylvania, exactly how rules are enforced during this tournament. "Well, no forms of laxatives or steroid are alllowed, We just bascally put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey..."
Last Edit: 3 years, 1 month ago by captaintony.
neverstop66
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Re: temps rising at annual colon cleansing tourney

#35363 3 years, 1 month ago
They had to cancel the Corn Hole Treasure Hunt due to a crappy playing field. Ben Dover, last years grand champion, will hold the title for another year.
Last Edit: 3 years, 1 month ago by neverstop66.
captaintony
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Re: temps rising at annual colon cleansing tourney

#35371 3 years, 1 month ago
Harry Ballsack once complained how Anita Peters was gonna blow the whole colon cleansing tourney, but lucky for him, she had her shit together
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