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83msg1sttyme
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Re: So I was cleaning my camels toes today....

#33303 3 years, 3 months ago
tiger might get ya
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
neverstop66
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Re: So I was cleaning my camels toes today....

#33305 3 years, 3 months ago
83msg1sttyme wrote:
the way i heard it said its the sand it gets all up in there and it gets to itching sumthin awful i tells ya what

I feel sorry for those poor animals when the sand gets all up in there and you know its itchy. That's why I have a real passion for cleaning camel toes. When I see a camel toe, I usually just walk right up and start scratching it for them.
captaintony
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Re: So I was cleaning my camels toes today....

#33307 3 years, 3 months ago
neverstop66 wrote:
83msg1sttyme wrote:
seems to me your trying to provide a valuable service to the agriculture community,i think you should be commended young man.back in the day people would have a communal camel toes and udder cleanings,the whole town came out, it was a festive time of year,ahh the good old days

Yes. I remember those days well. Your talking about The Hump Fest. We would get together, clean all those camel toes, do the free breast exams, then head out to The Hump Fest. It was always a misunderstood festival.


Dr. Cletus Mangina, a reknown specialist on the horrors and abuse of camel toes, is currently working on a book it's called, "The horrors and abuse of camels toes by reknown specialist, Dr. Cletus Mangina" He's trying to expose the horrors and abuse of camels toes, hence the title of the same thought. I didn't say he was a good specialist, okay?
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83msg1sttyme
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Re: So I was cleaning my camels toes today....

#33308 3 years, 3 months ago
god bless you young man
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
captaintony
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Re: So I was cleaning my camels toes today....

#33309 3 years, 3 months ago
83msg1sttyme wrote:
god bless you young man


yes, god speed. Merry Christmas to us all.
83msg1sttyme
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Re: So I was cleaning my camels toes today....

#33310 3 years, 3 months ago
humpfest ah yes every third wednesday in the summer months
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
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83msg1sttyme
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Re: So I was cleaning my camels toes today....

#33311 3 years, 3 months ago
and ol doc Dr. Cletus Mangina might know camel toes but he dont no didly bout wright them there booky things
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
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neverstop66
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Re: So I was cleaning my camels toes today....

#33312 3 years, 3 months ago
Once Im done with my services, camel owners are always very grateful. There is nothing quite like a neatly groomed camel toe. Its really something to get excited about.
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83msg1sttyme
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Re: So I was cleaning my camels toes today....

#33313 3 years, 3 months ago
Indeed
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
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captaintony
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Re: So I was cleaning my camels toes today....

#33314 3 years, 3 months ago
neverstop66 wrote:
Once Im done with my services, camel owners are always very grateful. There is nothing quite like a neatly groomed camel toe. Its really something to get excited about.


i applaud you for showing so much passion. It seems to me this is more than a hobby. This was your fate - to be the Camel Toe king of the world.
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