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Re: Why can't Captain T talk about serious shit?

#33907 3 years, 2 months ago
They should outlaw comedy central too. There's too much humor going around.
strangerinboulder
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Re: Why can't Captain T talk about serious shit?

#33931 3 years, 2 months ago
The beatings will continue, until morale improves.
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captaintony
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Re: Why can't Captain T talk about serious shit?

#33945 3 years, 2 months ago
either morale gets better or the beatings get more creative.
DeadHead420
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More negative karma please =-)

Re: Why can't Captain T talk about serious shit?

#33957 3 years, 2 months ago
captaintony wrote:
either morale gets better or the beatings get more creative.



I have a 3ft black dildo with shards of glass and rusty nails sticking out of it. I use it to beat babies with so i can steal their lollypops. Id totally be willing to let you borrow it for a fortnight or two. Seeee ma always said sharing was a good thing. lol


P.S. Now im off to the beach. Gonna drink a little gin n juice, and spange for a bit. People seem a wee bit more giving after a mellow swim in that blue liquidy substance. Its weird. lol =-)
neverstop66
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Re: Why can't Captain T talk about serious shit?

#33979 3 years, 2 months ago
DeadHead420 wrote:
captaintony wrote:
either morale gets better or the beatings get more creative.



I have a 3ft black dildo with shards of glass and rusty nails sticking out of it. I use it to beat babies with so i can steal their lollypops. Id totally be willing to let you borrow it for a fortnight or two. Seeee ma always said sharing was a good thing. lol


P.S. Now im off to the beach. Gonna drink a little gin n juice, and spange for a bit. People seem a wee bit more giving after a mellow swim in that blue liquidy substance. Its weird. lol =-)

Get in the penalty box. That's 12 hours for unnecessary roughness, talking about hitting babies with 3ft black dildos.
Last Edit: 3 years, 2 months ago by neverstop66.
83msg1sttyme
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Re: Why can't Captain T talk about serious shit?

#34025 3 years, 2 months ago
well we'll know who it is if liquor stores start getting robbed by a man holding a 3ft dildo.
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
captaintony
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Re: Why can't Captain T talk about serious shit?

#34115 3 years, 2 months ago
why am I not suprised when he says he owns a 3 foot dildo?
strangerinboulder
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Re: Why can't Captain T talk about serious shit?

#34296 3 years, 2 months ago
nastero wrote:
Personally, though, I'd like to talk about the implications of a women's correctional facility riot featuring rival gangs headed up by Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan


Will that be available on pay- per- view?
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