Connor: The rule of thumb here is...
Rosengurtie: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.
Connor: Can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?

Here's one even you Libertarians out there will have to like:


The Grateful Dead should be sponsored by the government- a public service. And they should set us up to play at places that need to get high.

-- Jerry Garcia (in Rolling Stone)

"I poked and I stroked til my wrist got numb, but I just couldn't make ole dynamo hum, just couldn't do it"

Frank Zappah

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song.

-- Carl Perkins

"Was it a millionaire who said "imagine no possessions?"
A poor little schoolboy who said "we don't need no lessons?"
— Elvis Costello

A man that does not read good books

Has no advantage over the ones who can't read them

Mark Twain

"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves"
-Confucius-

No man's life, liberty, or
property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-Mark Twain (1866)

The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door. That's the only difference.
-Ralph Nader-

Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's true anywhere in the world.

- Andrew Young

A lot of people can't stand touring but to me it's like breathing. I do it because I'm driven to do it.

Mr. Bob Dylan

I don't have or remember the article/interview where I read this, I think it was in some magaize a year or so ago.....

Q: does all the pot smoke at shows bother you while your trying to play

Bob Weir: "Not the slightest, if it did I think I'd be in the wrong line of work"