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83msg1sttyme
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Re: Quote of the Day !!! C'mon!!!

#30619 2 years, 10 months ago
those who turn their guns into plowshares will plow for those who didnt
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
edheadwharfrat
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Re: Quote of the Day !!! C'mon!!!

#30620 2 years, 10 months ago
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?
Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Without love day to day insanity's king
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83msg1sttyme
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Posts:5732

Re: Quote of the Day !!! C'mon!!!

#30739 2 years, 10 months ago
"If guns cause crime then all of mine are defective." -Ted Nugent
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
captaintony
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Posts:3691

Re: Quote of the Day !!! C'mon!!!

#30801 2 years, 10 months ago
Why don't we do it in the road, no one will be watching us....
MushroomMan
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Re: Quote of the Day !!! C'mon!!!

#30804 2 years, 10 months ago
"why does it hurt when I pee? ........ I got it from the toilet seat - It jumped right up and grabbed my meat, got it from the toilet seat...."

Frank Zappa
Charlie Sheen
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Re: Quote of the Day !!! C'mon!!!

#30817 2 years, 10 months ago
"The Circus Is In Town"
captaintony
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Re: Quote of the Day !!! C'mon!!!

#30836 2 years, 10 months ago
Somebody scratch my balls!
DaysBetween
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Re: Quote of the Day !!! C'mon!!!

#30936 2 years, 10 months ago
"I have never been able to conceive how any rational being could propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others."
-Thomas Jefferson
Let your life proceed by it's own design....
irishqueenie
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let there be songs to fill the air!!!

Re: Quote of the Day !!! C'mon!!!

#30947 2 years, 10 months ago
"DON'T GAIN THE WORLD AND LOOSE YOUR SOUL,
WISDOM IS BETTER THAN SILVER AND GOLD." ~The late Great Bob Marley
83msg1sttyme
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Re: Quote of the Day !!! C'mon!!!

#31007 2 years, 10 months ago
"once and awhile you get shown the light if you look at it right"
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
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bokb
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Posts:347
Be, okay? Be.

Re: Quote of the Day !!! C'mon!!!

#31020 2 years, 10 months ago
intothesun wrote:
"You can take a man out of the south , but you can't take the south out of a man."

--beats the crap outta me, circa 1930 (when the walls caved in)


"I'm northern by birth, but southern by the grace of God." - uttered by many damn yankees like myself to avoid a redneck brawl.
If unable to dance, I'll crawl.
sidemouse
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Re: Quote of the Day !!! C'mon!!!

#31046 2 years, 10 months ago
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
"Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.”
Jerry Garcia

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