The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving. – H. U. Westermayer

When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself.

--Tecumseh

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

--Jon Stewart

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

--Phyllis Diller

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

--W. C. Fields

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

--Marshall McLuhan

Spam sucks! ~ Me

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

--Billy Sunday

People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird.
Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal....

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

--George Bernard Shaw

The more real you get, the more unreal the world gets.

-John Lennon

spam sucks


- Chester