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captaintony
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tomorrow chance of salvation

#27863 3 years, 2 months ago
repent you sinner on this board! Repent I say and let's hold hands and clothesline the ones who won't repent!
83msg1sttyme
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Re: tomorrow chance of salvation

#27986 3 years, 2 months ago
[while standing at the entrance to the Triple Rock church watching the service with much dancing and Hallelujah choruses, a heavenly light shines down on Jake and he has an epiphany]
Jake: The band? The band.
Reverend Cleophus James: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?
Jake: THE BAND!
Reverend Cleophus James: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?
Elwood: What light?
Reverend Cleophus James: HAVE YOU SEEEEN THE LIGHT?
Jake: YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
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