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[In a Chinese Krusty factory]
Krusty the Clown: Laziness is counter-revolutionary.

Dr. Hibbert: You can't let a single bad experience scare you away from drugs.

wow thats a lot of quotes

don't have a cow man !

Ed Begley, Jr.: I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.

Bart: Hey, dad. Heard you were swearing. Mind if I join in? Crap, boobs, crap!

Marge: Homer, it's easy to criticize.
Homer: Fun, too.

for abba and 420 [Homer is listening to Lisa playing her saxaphone while he's high on marijuana]
Bart: Hey, Dad, I thought you hated Lisa's sax.
Homer: I did, but now Daddy's new medicine... which you must never use. Because it will ruin your life... helps Daddy see the magical colors that you will never experience... EVER.