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ratdog2112
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Men never remember, but Women never forget

Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#262649 1 year, 4 months ago
Do You Want To Be A Millionare

A couple was preparing to go to bed for the evening
As the got in bed the husband asked his wife if she would like to have sex
Wife thought about it for a few minutes and answered no
The husband again asked honey lets have sex
Again she thought about it and her response was no
Again the husband asked are you sure you don\'t want to have sex
And she answered with yes I\'m sure I don\'t want to have sex
The husbands response back with is that your final answer?
Wife yes that\'s my final answer
The husband said then I would like to call a friend.
"What I like best about music is when time goes away."
SunshineSue
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Life is sweeter for this!

Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#268228 1 year, 3 months ago
The Forum in 30 years? Though I sure hope this isn't what the older crowd sounds like to the younger folks already!!



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ratdog2112
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Men never remember, but Women never forget

Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#268485 1 year, 3 months ago
SunshineSue wrote:
The Forum in 30 years? Though I sure hope this isn't what the older crowd sounds like to the younger folks already!!



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Sometimes I wonder what the younger deadheads think when the older ones talk about the experience and memories that they've had. In the last 38 yrs since my first show and since Jerry has left us for a better place the ride has changed so much and not always for the better. But as long as this ride keeps going I'll be on the Bus all the way to the end.
"What I like best about music is when time goes away."
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theotherone
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#272964 1 year, 3 months ago
So did you hear about the Buddhist Monk who refused any novacaine when he went to the dentist ?? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

& in case that wasn't enough.....

A young lady was forced to give up her identical twin boys, Ahmal & Juan, at birth. Years later, the adoption mother thought it would be nice to send a picture to the birth mother of her kids.
She looked around the house & only had a picture of Juan, so she sent that along.
The birth mother was showing the picture to a friend of hers & commented "I sure would have liked to have had a picture of both of them", to which her friend replied, "Why ?, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
......While the Music Plays the Band.....
Wheelman
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#272977 1 year, 3 months ago
a guy walks into a barber shop & asks
"How many people would I hav to wait through until I can a haircut"?

The Barber responds
"Three are 3 in front of you right now"

The guys says
"OK good, I'll come back later"
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////

A couple of days go by, & the guy comes in again..
& asks the same question

"So how many are waiting to get haircuts today"?

The Barber responds
4 are in front of you right now"

The guys says
OK good, I'll come back later
////////////////////////////////////////////////

well this goes on a few times more, & the Barber starts getting curious
What's up with this guy?

So he's got an employee who does shoe shines
So he tells the employee
"Hey next time this guy comes in, I want you to follow him & see whats up with this guy
///////////////////////////////////////////////

So the next time the guy comes in, he asks
"So how many do you got waiting for haircuts today"

The Barber says
"5! I got 5 waiting for haircuts today"

The guy responds
"OK good" & then leaves

So the Barber tells his employee go follow him
& report back to me tomorrow

so he does

the next day the employee comes to work, & the Barber is like
SO! so where's this guy go??

The employee responds

"I Followed Him To Your House"!!!
(“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.” )
Last Edit: 1 year, 3 months ago by Wheelman.
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