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captaintony
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Re: Polite to excuse yourself to scratch your nuts?

#25568 3 years, 5 months ago
the highway terror wrote:
you should hire a ball scratcher.
there's a recession on, help put americans back to work !


Never thought of that by looks of DH420 thanking you, it looks like he wants the job.
83msg1sttyme
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Re: Polite to excuse yourself to scratch your nuts?

#25583 3 years, 5 months ago
never use the silverware the hostess hates that
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
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captaintony
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Re: Polite to excuse yourself to scratch your nuts?

#25584 3 years, 5 months ago
i like finding an old park bench and then I just straddle the bench back and forth until the itch goes away.
DeadHead420
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More negative karma please =-)

Re: Polite to excuse yourself to scratch your nuts?

#25587 3 years, 5 months ago
captaintony wrote:
the highway terror wrote:
you should hire a ball scratcher.
there's a recession on, help put americans back to work !


Never thought of that by looks of DH420 thanking you, it looks like he wants the job.


Dude, if the pay was decent, and I was able to use a utensil, n not my hand, then furshur.

Now it comes to this question... would you have sex with a cheetah for a million dollars? There'd b all kindsa little platycheetahs runnin round the savannah.
Last Edit: 3 years, 5 months ago by DeadHead420.
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captaintony
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Re: Polite to excuse yourself to scratch your nuts?

#25591 3 years, 5 months ago
I do a cheetah for free
neverstop66
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Re: Polite to excuse yourself to scratch your nuts?

#25593 3 years, 5 months ago
captaintony wrote:
I do a cheetah for free


Cheetahs are hot!

I couldn't resist
83msg1sttyme
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Posts:5732

Re: Polite to excuse yourself to scratch your nuts?

#25595 3 years, 5 months ago
if you can run down and catch a chetah i think by law you obligated to have sex with it
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
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