Should I announce, "Excuse me I have to scratch my balls", do I sneak off and hope to not get caught scratching my nuts or do I just not wear any pants?

I say scratch and only announce once someone notices

What if I'm really digging at em?

It's more polite to scratch them yourself than ask the person next to you to do it. Aso sneaking ang getting caught might look like you're milking the cucumber.

just make sure you put your hands down your pants so nobody could tell exacly what your doing....

What if your Chaz and you have no nuts to scratch and all the other guys are scratching theirs?

HeHeHe We've gone from places it is alright to dose ur kids to a strain of threads purely bout captn tonys balls.


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I say scratch away and then offer the kids your finger to sniff, usually while in the car while the kids are are driving so I can smoke crack.

i think you should just scratch em....and then go wash yourself and clean your balls better than normal. They prob itch cause you didn't wash properly. Either that or you could ask a stranger to scratch em for you. My wife and mother hate when i do that infront of them or even worse in public. Sometimes I've done it and don't even realize it -- my mom especially will say, "Jeffrey, what the heck are you doing? I raised you better than that - that is very rude." And my excuse is simply I'm sorry I don't know what it is I have an itch of somesort. LoL --great thread -- I don't think there's any excuse except for the truth..."Sorry, my balls itch"

you should hire a ball scratcher.
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