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MWoods
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Re: Come on back 420, self imposed exile is over

#22993 3 years, 4 months ago
Yeah come back! I've got an update on that "suck your own dick" challenge you gave me
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Lynx
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Re: Come on back 420, self imposed exile is over

#22999 3 years, 4 months ago
Since he mentioned Platypi (and I know that is a made up word) before:


Platypuses have bifurcated penises. The bifurcated penises are formed by two distinct columns and so the penis has four heads! The penis is not used for urination and it only gets out of the body during mating (the penis is kept, while resting, in the cloaca). Males ejaculate with just two heads (half of the penis) at a time!

Nature fuckin' rocks!
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the highway terror
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Re: Come on back 420, self imposed exile is over

#23003 3 years, 4 months ago
Platypi is the correct plural for platypus

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/platypi
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Last Edit: 3 years, 4 months ago by the highway terror.
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the highway terror
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Re: Come on back 420, self imposed exile is over

#23006 3 years, 4 months ago
I saw a porno once where a guy had a dick that was forked like a snakes tounge !

serious !
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Lynx
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Re: Come on back 420, self imposed exile is over

#23008 3 years, 4 months ago
From Wikki:

There is no universally agreed plural of "platypus" in the English language. Scientists generally use "platypuses" or simply "platypus". Colloquially the term "platypi" is also used for the plural, although this is technically incorrect and a form of pseudo-Latin;[6] the correct Greek plural would be "platypodes". Early British settlers called it by many names, such as watermole, duckbill, and duckmole.[6] The name "platypus" is often prefixed with the adjective "duck-billed" to form duck-billed platypus, despite there being only one species of platypus.[13]
neverstop66
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Re: Come on back 420, self imposed exile is over

#23011 3 years, 4 months ago
I want to be reincarnated as a platypus..........watching this on youtube right now.

ICantFindMyFace
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Re: Come on back 420, self imposed exile is over

#23027 3 years, 4 months ago
You dont know what you got til its gone. where oh where is that deadhead420
neverstop66
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Re: Come on back 420, self imposed exile is over

#23040 3 years, 4 months ago
I now have a fascination with platypuses thanks to dh420.
captaintony
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Re: Come on back 420, self imposed exile is over

#23051 3 years, 4 months ago
I just ordered myself a playtpus. I'm going to rock that animal's vagina one day.
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Re: Come on back 420, self imposed exile is over

#23053 3 years, 4 months ago
Hope you specified "female" otherwise your in for quite a surprise (four of them actually!)
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Lynx
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Re: Come on back 420, self imposed exile is over

#23075 3 years, 4 months ago
Guess my joke lost me another karma point. I fucking hate this system. I mostly hate that it is anonymous. I mean all I've done tonight is post a link to a DSO stream, compliment someone's artwork, try and find a way to beat death, and make a couple of Platypus jokes. Apparently one of these things pissed someone off. I want to know which one it was. Is that to much to ask? Apparently it is according to Furthur. It really does make me not like the band so much.
captaintony
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Re: Come on back 420, self imposed exile is over

#23076 3 years, 4 months ago
Well, I'm in the negatives now, which isn't all that suprising since I should have lost several thousand points by now.
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