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captaintony
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Monkey Love

#226112 1 year, 9 months ago
A very horny guy is stranded on an island with a monkey. After a while, he decides to have sex with the monkey, but the monkey continually slips out of his grip and runs away.

One day, a very attractive girl is drowning in the ocean and the guy saves her.

She says, "I'll do anything to repay you."

The man says, "Can you help me catch that damn monkey?"
nycdave
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Re: Monkey Love

#226135 1 year, 9 months ago
Tony, Based on previous posts, I understand that monkeys traumatised you at a young age. That you would even be open to hiring them in court shows an admirable side of how you deal with past issues. That being stated, what did the aggressive / submissive banana say to the monkey? Drum roll... Peal me, baby!!!
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