Listen CT, you're in need of some serious damage control right now. This is going to take some major PR to put you back on track.
Let's start with your stand up material. Sometimes it's in the delivery, y'know? Now this is sort of a family friendly forum, so instead of saying "suck your wife's dick" maybe you could be a little more... subtle? I mean, sweetheart, how about a little finesse? You don't want to sound like another Dice Clay, do you baby? Nahh. So try this:
"now get over here and perform fellatio on your wife". Sounds better?
nah, who uses the word fellatio? Suck your wife's dick is more to the point.