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niarfoxob
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somebody tell a joke, i'm dying over here....

#215889 1 year, 8 months ago
i'm first

You have a smart blonde, a gangster, santa clause, and the tooth fairy.

They see 100 dollars on the ground. Who picks it up?









The gangster! There's no such thing as a smart blonde, tooth fairy, and santa clause!
FURTHUR FOREVER......LONG LIVE THE DEAD
SunshineSue
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Life is sweeter for this!

Re: somebody tell a joke, i'm dying over here....

#215893 1 year, 8 months ago
Robin Williams talking alcohol and drugs is roll-on-the-floor funny!!

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alilfurther
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Re: somebody tell a joke, i'm dying over here....

#215905 1 year, 8 months ago
dont pick on us blondes ahahahahah !!!!!
Let It SHIIIINE !!!!!!!!!!
alilfurther
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Re: somebody tell a joke, i'm dying over here....

#215906 1 year, 8 months ago
ok so how do you drown a blonde???


Put a mirror in the bottom of a swimming pool !!!
Let It SHIIIINE !!!!!!!!!!
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jaredlang
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Re: somebody tell a joke, i'm dying over here....

#215911 1 year, 8 months ago
Old Man And The Beaver

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.

One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.


He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.

"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied , "My point exactly."
Standing on the moon with nothing left to do
A lovely view of heaven but I'd rather be with you
Last Edit: 1 year, 8 months ago by jaredlang.
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