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DeadHead420
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Re: Riddles!

#21709 3 years, 4 months ago
nastero wrote:
DeadHead420 wrote:
What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

Anyone know the answer?

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Re: Riddles!

#22311 3 years, 4 months ago
So there are 3 traveling businessmen. They stop at a motel for the night. The room cost $30 so each man puts in $10. They get their key and head up to their room. Once they are in their room the manager realizes he over charged them by 5 bucks..so he gives the bellhop five one dollar bills and tells him to go and give it to the men but on the way up the bellhop thinks to himself..How can 3 men split 5 dollars..so the bellhop takes 2 of the dollars and gives each man one dollar back. So now the men have payed $9 each. $9 times 3 men equals $27 plus the two that the bellhop took equals $29....where is the other dollar?
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deadforlife
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Re: Riddles!

#22351 3 years, 4 months ago
in the pocket of the Gov't of course.........


Or just maybe, the dumbing down of America has suddenly resulted in 25 divided by 3 equalling 9 instead of 8.3333
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Re: Riddles!

#22354 3 years, 4 months ago
here's one from 1st grade---kinda stupid, but it's the only one i recall....

A man leaves home running and makes 3 left turns. He returns to home and encounters 2 masked men who get out of his way. What happened?
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