i once worked as a valet at a local laundromat. It didn't pay much, but it got me my first job so I could list it later on my resume. One day, the owner walked outside and told me, you little bastard, you don't even work here, stop parking cars for my customers! This is a stinking laundromat. I said what do you want from me?! Here I am humping my ass off, running from car to car and all you do is complain! Well, you don't work here you idiot! Another thing, you're parking their cars ten blocks down the road and you don't bring em back!
Well, I told him, there wasn't proper training involved.
you know why? he asked
No, not sure.
Cause you don't fucking work here!
There's my story about freedom.