I like Sue. I don't see her as wanting to be an Emperor. Anarchy seems to be the governing model for most internet sites. I like a good fight and all, but character assassination seems like such a base form of communication. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
I like Sue also my fellow monkey wrangler, and how do I know she doesn't want to be emperor? Well, my find feathered friend, I want to be emperor! With that said, the court will rule that no more arguing will go on in this here thread. This is my court here, my rules, and I am down with OPP, yeah she knows me. I'm sorry did I say my court! Oh goodness, there is other judges here, sorry brothers! In paragraph 6 verse 12 part 2, if a judge apologizes to another judge then so be it.
I have deliberated and liberated all the facts so far, on one hand, we have freedom of speech and on the other hand, we have personal attacks. I'm not sure how this courtroom turned into another case of Jerry Springer show, but it needs to stop. I do not come into this courtoom to find out I actually have to work. This legal system was created to allow us tax write-offs and a few incentives like loose women.
I am encouraged to discover that Ophelila is not really a female gorilla but a male gorilla with hidden balls. This explains the sudden urge for Ophelia to flip me over and in her simian words, make love from behind. While I wrestle with the idea that a primate took advantage of me again, I cannot forget from where it is I come from, I can't not forget the people that love me, hold on.. Turn that shit down! Ophelia was listening to Mellencamp. Don't flip me off you gorilla bastard! And stay away from my Cocoa Puffs!!
Anyhow, back to the proceedings. where was I? Oh yes, everyday I go to work in my big black furry robe and sit back behind this bench, struggling to find reason in this great big goofy world, and sometimes I can and many times I can't, but I've learned that's okay. If I want to wear a penis pump underneath this robe then I'm fine with that. I'm like a fine wine, only lacking the grapes and raisins and whatever other shit goes into Mad Dog 20/20.