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nycdave
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187527 2 years, 1 month ago
Captain, may I approach the bench. This morning you directed the following to Mr Begonias: "The monkeys will watch over the court. Scarlet, do not have your way with the monkeys. They are not sex monkeys, they are regular monkeys." I was so impressed with the moral fiber of our court. Even animal activists would be proud. Later this evening (which may have alot to do with it), our esteemed and learned furthur fan then some, issued the following edict: "I believe we can have those monkeys turning tricks for old Japanese men." Woohoo I thought. Party time. Under closer examination (why anyone would want to examine this any closer is beyond me) the court seems willing to pimp out these poor though not so innocent creatures, yet letting Scarlet have some depraved fun has been deemed out of bounds. Then it came to me, the court is teaching a lesson in capitalism. I wounder what Captain Kangaroo would make of all of this. Perhaps we can postpone court for a few to grab some liquid refreshments. Smoke em if u got em.
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187538 2 years, 1 month ago
well i can see that things are bubbling nicely here, carry on boarders , carry on .
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lightchaser
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187540 2 years, 1 month ago
I think Captain Kangaroo would call out Dancing Bear!
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187541 2 years, 1 month ago
I can't come down, it's plain to see.
I can't come down, I've been set free.
Who you are, and what you do,
don't make no difference to me.
lightchaser
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187542 2 years, 1 month ago
Not looking too sympathetic are they?
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captaintony
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187629 2 years, 1 month ago
nycdave wrote:
Captain, may I approach the bench. This morning you directed the following to Mr Begonias: "The monkeys will watch over the court. Scarlet, do not have your way with the monkeys. They are not sex monkeys, they are regular monkeys." I was so impressed with the moral fiber of our court. Even animal activists would be proud. Later this evening (which may have alot to do with it), our esteemed and learned furthur fan then some, issued the following edict: "I believe we can have those monkeys turning tricks for old Japanese men." Woohoo I thought. Party time. Under closer examination (why anyone would want to examine this any closer is beyond me) the court seems willing to pimp out these poor though not so innocent creatures, yet letting Scarlet have some depraved fun has been deemed out of bounds. Then it came to me, the court is teaching a lesson in capitalism. I wounder what Captain Kangaroo would make of all of this. Perhaps we can postpone court for a few to grab some liquid refreshments. Smoke em if u got em.


You are correct, my fellow judge, nycdave, it is a lesson in capitalism. This is why you were chosen among the many applicants to wear these famous robes. You are deep and sympathetic to the movement, but in time, hopefully that will change. you see, the monkeys were here before us, so they know how sex for sale system works, we have got alot of presidents in office due to these monkeys. Don't be fooled by these monkeys. They have seen all evil and they will use it to their own good. We have tried to weed out the rebel rousers but those monkeys are smart.
I was once trapped in a love triangle with those monkeys. Smooth talkers they were, knew all the right words to get me into bed.
Made me feel like I ws the only human there. Which I was, but those monkeys knew how to roll with the charm. Took me years of therapy to come out of it, every time I went to the zoo, I would start humping the glass monkey cages. So you see I've survived, but I know what the powers of monkey poontang can entail.
Phred
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187631 2 years, 1 month ago
captaintony wrote:
nycdave wrote:
Captain, may I approach the bench. This morning you directed the following to Mr Begonias: "The monkeys will watch over the court. Scarlet, do not have your way with the monkeys. They are not sex monkeys, they are regular monkeys." I was so impressed with the moral fiber of our court. Even animal activists would be proud. Later this evening (which may have alot to do with it), our esteemed and learned furthur fan then some, issued the following edict: "I believe we can have those monkeys turning tricks for old Japanese men." Woohoo I thought. Party time. Under closer examination (why anyone would want to examine this any closer is beyond me) the court seems willing to pimp out these poor though not so innocent creatures, yet letting Scarlet have some depraved fun has been deemed out of bounds. Then it came to me, the court is teaching a lesson in capitalism. I wounder what Captain Kangaroo would make of all of this. Perhaps we can postpone court for a few to grab some liquid refreshments. Smoke em if u got em.


You are correct, my fellow judge, nycdave, it is a lesson in capitalism. This is why you were chosen among the many applicants to wear these famous robes. You are deep and sympathetic to the movement, but in time, hopefully that will change. you see, the monkeys were here before us, so they know how sex for sale system works, we have got alot of presidents in office due to these monkeys. Don't be fooled by these monkeys. They have seen all evil and they will use it to their own good. We have tried to weed out the rebel rousers but those monkeys are smart.
I was once trapped in a love triangle with those monkeys. Smooth talkers they were, knew all the right words to get me into bed.
Made me feel like I ws the only human there. Which I was, but those monkeys knew how to roll with the charm. Took me years of therapy to come out of it, every time I went to the zoo, I would start humping the glass monkey cages. So you see I've survived, but I know what the powers of monkey poontang can entail.


Wow! I don't know whether to feel disgusted or enlightened. If nothing else, I have been educated and that is always a step in the right direction...
deadegad
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187645 2 years, 1 month ago
Speaking of Monkeys. . .. Michael Jackson's birthday is on August 29th. MJ??? Well you see I recall some years back that Michael had a pet monkey "Bubbles" and Michael got rid of Bubbles because Michael said Bubbles tried to bite him. All true.

Well as the child molestation charges hovered over The Gloved One I could not help but wonder what the truth of the Bubbles story was????

I'll bet Michael was molesting that poor little monkey Bubbles too. He probably tried to get Bubbles to drink 'Jesus Juice' and 'put-out.' Michael probably said "Bubbles ya'll got a pretty mouth." When Bubbles refused Mj's advances MJ threatened to sell Bubbles to a a Circus Organ Peanut Grinder.

I cannot believe The DA did not investigate: You Know get Bubbles to 'flip' and turn State's Evidence Witness on that pervert. Bubbles could be kickin' it in The Witness Protection Program in Costa Rica!

Imagine that Trial!!!

Talk about Kangaroos!

Bubbles the chimp on the witness stand describing the horrors of simian on human sex. Poor Bubbles would have probably have testified to having been been date-raped ruffeed.

But no............... The DA and Mj were both Masons and one hand washes the other.

The truth got buried, again.

I'll bet that long suffering Bubbles tried to bite MJ's pathetic little white pecker off rather than be used like a prison cell bitch -- and for that Michael sold him to a an F'in Zoo somewhere.

Lyndon LaRouche knew all about it.
Last Edit: 2 years, 1 month ago by deadegad.
captaintony
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187652 2 years, 1 month ago
deadegad wrote:
Speaking of Monkeys. . .. Michael Jackson's birthday is on August 29th. MJ??? Well you see I recall some years back that Michael had a pet monkey "Bubbles" and Michael got rid of Bubbles because Michael said Bubbles tried to bite him. All true.

Well as the child molestation charges hovered over The Gloved One I could not help but wonder what the truth of the Bubbles story was????

I'll bet Michael was molesting that poor little monkey Bubbles too. He probably tried to get Bubbles to drink 'Jesus Juice' and 'put-out.' Michael probably said "Bubbles ya'll got a pretty mouth." When Bubbles refused Mj's advances MJ threatened to sell Bubbles to a a Circus Organ Peanut Grinder.

I cannot believe The DA did not investigate: You Know get Bubbles to 'flip' and turn State's Evidence Witness on that pervert. Bubbles could be kickin' it in The Witness Protection Program in Costa Rica

Imagine that Trial!!!

Talk about Kangaroos!

Bubbles the chimp on the witness stand describing the horrors of simian on human sex. Poor Bubbles would have probably have testified to having been been date-raped ruffeed.

But no............... The DA and Mj were both Masons and one hand washes the other.

The truth got buried, again.

I'll bet that long suffering Bubbles tried to bite MJ's pathetic little white pecker off rather than be used like a prison cell bitch -- and for that Michael sold him to a an F'in Zoo somewhere.

Lyndon LaRouche knew all about it.


Good lord, man, are you trying to get us all assassinated?! You stumbled on a major coverup, I'm not sure who your sources are but hopefully you can trust them, they got to Kennedy, they can get to us too. Bubbles got kicked out of the witness protection program for dealing ecstasy last year. They say he now has an eBay site where you can buy his paintings, he's not bad considering he's a freaking monkey. He also popped up on howrd stern show, but death threats are too much for him. I'm afraid one we will find him sleeping with the fishes and far as I know monkeys don't sleep in the water.
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captaintony
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187653 2 years, 1 month ago
Phred wrote:
captaintony wrote:
nycdave wrote:
Captain, may I approach the bench. This morning you directed the following to Mr Begonias: "The monkeys will watch over the court. Scarlet, do not have your way with the monkeys. They are not sex monkeys, they are regular monkeys." I was so impressed with the moral fiber of our court. Even animal activists would be proud. Later this evening (which may have alot to do with it), our esteemed and learned furthur fan then some, issued the following edict: "I believe we can have those monkeys turning tricks for old Japanese men." Woohoo I thought. Party time. Under closer examination (why anyone would want to examine this any closer is beyond me) the court seems willing to pimp out these poor though not so innocent creatures, yet letting Scarlet have some depraved fun has been deemed out of bounds. Then it came to me, the court is teaching a lesson in capitalism. I wounder what Captain Kangaroo would make of all of this. Perhaps we can postpone court for a few to grab some liquid refreshments. Smoke em if u got em.


You are correct, my fellow judge, nycdave, it is a lesson in capitalism. This is why you were chosen among the many applicants to wear these famous robes. You are deep and sympathetic to the movement, but in time, hopefully that will change. you
the monkeys were here before us, so they know how sex for sale system works, we have got alot of presidents in office due to these monkeys. Don't be fooled by these monkeys. They have seen all evil and they will use it to their own good. We have tried to weed out the rebel rousers but those monkeys are smart.
I was once trapped in a love triangle with those monkeys. Smooth talkers they were, knew all the right words to get me into bed.
Made me feel like I ws the only human there. Which I was, but those monkeys knew how to roll with the charm. Took me years of therapy to come out of it, every time I went to the zoo, I would start humping the glass monkey cages. So you see I've survived, but I know what the powers of monkey poontang can entail.


Wow! I don't know whether to feel disgusted or enlightened. If nothing else, I have been educated and that is always a step in the right direction...


The true path to enlightenment is to be disgusted of how the man holds us down. But I think in this case we are the man. I'm so disgusted.
Bilbo
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187668 2 years, 1 month ago
missing a few caps...they are blue and taste like nasty...good effects tho after the "thaw"....similar to the thaw on the

record when they melt into "Fire... "
Peals of fragile thunder...keeping time...
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#217626 1 year, 10 months ago


ORDER !!!!!!!!!

She tries to live by the golden rule.
Said you treat other people right,
Other people probably treat you cool.
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