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nycdave
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187356 1 year, 11 months ago
I know; the first time this Judicial body is in session in many moons, and I am late. I am not sure I understand what this case is about, though far be it from me to let a little thing like that stop me from putting in my 2 cents. When I was younger (so much younger than today) I would have sided with the young timers. I would have placed into evidence the well know legal axiom (us vs them) "never trust anyone over 20." Now that I am Old (and in the way), I sight as legal precedent (aka) Prankster proverb 23.7, which states "never trust a prankster." I will make a minor change (sleight edit) here. The collary to PP23.7 will hereby read "Never trust anyone."
It is obvious (at least to me) that both the young timers and old timers are guily as sin; both should be drawn an quartered. Next case plz.
Side note: While the monkeys may be a bit rambunctious, they r so cute. I think they should be given a raise. Or at least a few more bananas.
Phred
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187359 1 year, 11 months ago
I have seen lots of monkeys in this thread, but precious few kangaroos. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE KANGAROOS???
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ecojaded
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Posts:3199
"Why don't you arrest me"

Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187406 1 year, 11 months ago
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Some of the monkeys have gotten real 9-5's and assumed that they court jurisdiction had ran it's course, but based on today’s court proceedings I see we have some unfinished Monkey Business
She tries to live by the golden rule.
Said you treat other people right,
Other people probably treat you cool.
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ecojaded
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"Why don't you arrest me"

Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187408 1 year, 11 months ago
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This little fella has taken up the strings in hope of playing in a ratdog cover band
She tries to live by the golden rule.
Said you treat other people right,
Other people probably treat you cool.
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strangerinboulder
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187416 1 year, 11 months ago
Is this the bass player from Craigslist ?
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strangerinboulder
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187417 1 year, 11 months ago
Phred wrote:
I have seen lots of monkeys in this thread, but precious few kangaroos. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE KANGAROOS???


Kangaroos are Bobby fans too !
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scar1et_f1re
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R U Kind?

Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187442 1 year, 11 months ago
Phred wrote:
I have seen lots of monkeys in this thread, but precious few kangaroos. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE KANGAROOS???


The monkeys ate em
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illuminaughty
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187457 1 year, 11 months ago
i went to court yesterday(infraction you nosey bitches) and the judge was a kind and gracious man
instead of 8 hundred and change, i owe a buck fifty. woot woot.
i really like that rasta monkey
do any of you know rastas who talk with a fake accent? i do. its weird, they say shit like bless up, and all kinds of other stupid shit. it sounds like they have a mouth full of marbles.
captaintony
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187503 1 year, 11 months ago
illuminaughty wrote:
i went to court yesterday(infraction you nosey bitches) and the judge was a kind and gracious man
instead of 8 hundred and change, i owe a buck fifty. woot woot.
i really like that rasta monkey
do any of you know rastas who talk with a fake accent? i do. its weird, they say shit like bless up, and all kinds of other stupid shit. it sounds like they have a mouth full of marbles.


Bring em to this court. We shall court martial them on the sheer reason of falsehood. I say fifty lashes and a big hell mary, and my goodness, she is big.
captaintony
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187505 1 year, 11 months ago
ecojaded wrote:
images_2012-08-24.jpg


Some of the monkeys have gotten real 9-5's and assumed that they court jurisdiction had ran it's course, but based on today’s court proceedings I see we have some unfinished Monkey Business


Eco, what you have done?! My God, man, we can't have these monkeys working 9 to 5 jobs? They'll end up replacing the human factor.
I know you did this out of the kindness of your heart, but those monkeys are pure evil. I've seen them beat up an old man just for
the fun of it, and then they laugh that horrible monkey laugh. Laugh it up monkeys, it's a party now, but the party has to end.
ecojaded
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"Why don't you arrest me"

Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187514 1 year, 11 months ago
With autum in the air and it being election season and all my heart has been bleeding, I mean we invested all of this training in them I thought it was time they took in some income with the court being out to lunch.....they are still sharpe in there violent ways . They have also taking a likening to gin, the entire damn break room stinks of pine, cheap perfume, and bacon.

I should have them it top shape by end of next week, but can you be live that dark maid dressed one is making 50 bucks an hour to throw rubber duckies diped in black light paint in your uncles basement? Shits getting real in the home county.
She tries to live by the golden rule.
Said you treat other people right,
Other people probably treat you cool.
captaintony
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187518 1 year, 11 months ago
ecojaded wrote:
With autum in the air and it being election season and all my heart has been bleeding, I mean we invested all of this training in them I thought it was time they took in some income with the court being out to lunch.....they are still sharpe in there violent ways . They have also taking a likening to gin, the entire damn break room stinks of pine, cheap perfume, and bacon.

I should have them it top shape by end of next week, but can you be live that dark maid dressed one is making 50 bucks an hour to throw rubber duckies diped in black light paint in your uncles basement? Shits getting real in the home county.


Shit is getting real as long as the monkeys can turn a new leaf. I'm all for rehabilitation, I believe in your earnest efforts to help these crazed monkeys. You are a wise bailiff, and I believe we can have those monkeys turning tricks for old Japanese men.
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