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Phred
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187631 2 years ago
captaintony wrote:
nycdave wrote:
Captain, may I approach the bench. This morning you directed the following to Mr Begonias: "The monkeys will watch over the court. Scarlet, do not have your way with the monkeys. They are not sex monkeys, they are regular monkeys." I was so impressed with the moral fiber of our court. Even animal activists would be proud. Later this evening (which may have alot to do with it), our esteemed and learned furthur fan then some, issued the following edict: "I believe we can have those monkeys turning tricks for old Japanese men." Woohoo I thought. Party time. Under closer examination (why anyone would want to examine this any closer is beyond me) the court seems willing to pimp out these poor though not so innocent creatures, yet letting Scarlet have some depraved fun has been deemed out of bounds. Then it came to me, the court is teaching a lesson in capitalism. I wounder what Captain Kangaroo would make of all of this. Perhaps we can postpone court for a few to grab some liquid refreshments. Smoke em if u got em.


You are correct, my fellow judge, nycdave, it is a lesson in capitalism. This is why you were chosen among the many applicants to wear these famous robes. You are deep and sympathetic to the movement, but in time, hopefully that will change. you see, the monkeys were here before us, so they know how sex for sale system works, we have got alot of presidents in office due to these monkeys. Don't be fooled by these monkeys. They have seen all evil and they will use it to their own good. We have tried to weed out the rebel rousers but those monkeys are smart.
I was once trapped in a love triangle with those monkeys. Smooth talkers they were, knew all the right words to get me into bed.
Made me feel like I ws the only human there. Which I was, but those monkeys knew how to roll with the charm. Took me years of therapy to come out of it, every time I went to the zoo, I would start humping the glass monkey cages. So you see I've survived, but I know what the powers of monkey poontang can entail.


Wow! I don't know whether to feel disgusted or enlightened. If nothing else, I have been educated and that is always a step in the right direction...
deadegad
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Posts:1531

Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187645 2 years ago
Speaking of Monkeys. . .. Michael Jackson's birthday is on August 29th. MJ??? Well you see I recall some years back that Michael had a pet monkey "Bubbles" and Michael got rid of Bubbles because Michael said Bubbles tried to bite him. All true.

Well as the child molestation charges hovered over The Gloved One I could not help but wonder what the truth of the Bubbles story was????

I'll bet Michael was molesting that poor little monkey Bubbles too. He probably tried to get Bubbles to drink 'Jesus Juice' and 'put-out.' Michael probably said "Bubbles ya'll got a pretty mouth." When Bubbles refused Mj's advances MJ threatened to sell Bubbles to a a Circus Organ Peanut Grinder.

I cannot believe The DA did not investigate: You Know get Bubbles to 'flip' and turn State's Evidence Witness on that pervert. Bubbles could be kickin' it in The Witness Protection Program in Costa Rica!

Imagine that Trial!!!

Talk about Kangaroos!

Bubbles the chimp on the witness stand describing the horrors of simian on human sex. Poor Bubbles would have probably have testified to having been been date-raped ruffeed.

But no............... The DA and Mj were both Masons and one hand washes the other.

The truth got buried, again.

I'll bet that long suffering Bubbles tried to bite MJ's pathetic little white pecker off rather than be used like a prison cell bitch -- and for that Michael sold him to a an F'in Zoo somewhere.

Lyndon LaRouche knew all about it.
Last Edit: 2 years ago by deadegad.
captaintony
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Posts:3691

Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187652 2 years ago
deadegad wrote:
Speaking of Monkeys. . .. Michael Jackson's birthday is on August 29th. MJ??? Well you see I recall some years back that Michael had a pet monkey "Bubbles" and Michael got rid of Bubbles because Michael said Bubbles tried to bite him. All true.

Well as the child molestation charges hovered over The Gloved One I could not help but wonder what the truth of the Bubbles story was????

I'll bet Michael was molesting that poor little monkey Bubbles too. He probably tried to get Bubbles to drink 'Jesus Juice' and 'put-out.' Michael probably said "Bubbles ya'll got a pretty mouth." When Bubbles refused Mj's advances MJ threatened to sell Bubbles to a a Circus Organ Peanut Grinder.

I cannot believe The DA did not investigate: You Know get Bubbles to 'flip' and turn State's Evidence Witness on that pervert. Bubbles could be kickin' it in The Witness Protection Program in Costa Rica

Imagine that Trial!!!

Talk about Kangaroos!

Bubbles the chimp on the witness stand describing the horrors of simian on human sex. Poor Bubbles would have probably have testified to having been been date-raped ruffeed.

But no............... The DA and Mj were both Masons and one hand washes the other.

The truth got buried, again.

I'll bet that long suffering Bubbles tried to bite MJ's pathetic little white pecker off rather than be used like a prison cell bitch -- and for that Michael sold him to a an F'in Zoo somewhere.

Lyndon LaRouche knew all about it.


Good lord, man, are you trying to get us all assassinated?! You stumbled on a major coverup, I'm not sure who your sources are but hopefully you can trust them, they got to Kennedy, they can get to us too. Bubbles got kicked out of the witness protection program for dealing ecstasy last year. They say he now has an eBay site where you can buy his paintings, he's not bad considering he's a freaking monkey. He also popped up on howrd stern show, but death threats are too much for him. I'm afraid one we will find him sleeping with the fishes and far as I know monkeys don't sleep in the water.
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captaintony
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Posts:3691

Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187653 2 years ago
Phred wrote:
captaintony wrote:
nycdave wrote:
Captain, may I approach the bench. This morning you directed the following to Mr Begonias: "The monkeys will watch over the court. Scarlet, do not have your way with the monkeys. They are not sex monkeys, they are regular monkeys." I was so impressed with the moral fiber of our court. Even animal activists would be proud. Later this evening (which may have alot to do with it), our esteemed and learned furthur fan then some, issued the following edict: "I believe we can have those monkeys turning tricks for old Japanese men." Woohoo I thought. Party time. Under closer examination (why anyone would want to examine this any closer is beyond me) the court seems willing to pimp out these poor though not so innocent creatures, yet letting Scarlet have some depraved fun has been deemed out of bounds. Then it came to me, the court is teaching a lesson in capitalism. I wounder what Captain Kangaroo would make of all of this. Perhaps we can postpone court for a few to grab some liquid refreshments. Smoke em if u got em.


You are correct, my fellow judge, nycdave, it is a lesson in capitalism. This is why you were chosen among the many applicants to wear these famous robes. You are deep and sympathetic to the movement, but in time, hopefully that will change. you
the monkeys were here before us, so they know how sex for sale system works, we have got alot of presidents in office due to these monkeys. Don't be fooled by these monkeys. They have seen all evil and they will use it to their own good. We have tried to weed out the rebel rousers but those monkeys are smart.
I was once trapped in a love triangle with those monkeys. Smooth talkers they were, knew all the right words to get me into bed.
Made me feel like I ws the only human there. Which I was, but those monkeys knew how to roll with the charm. Took me years of therapy to come out of it, every time I went to the zoo, I would start humping the glass monkey cages. So you see I've survived, but I know what the powers of monkey poontang can entail.


Wow! I don't know whether to feel disgusted or enlightened. If nothing else, I have been educated and that is always a step in the right direction...


The true path to enlightenment is to be disgusted of how the man holds us down. But I think in this case we are the man. I'm so disgusted.
Bilbo
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Posts:586
They Love eachother...

Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#187668 2 years ago
missing a few caps...they are blue and taste like nasty...good effects tho after the "thaw"....similar to the thaw on the

record when they melt into "Fire... "
Peals of fragile thunder...keeping time...
ecojaded
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Posts:3203
"Why don't you arrest me"

Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#217626 1 year, 9 months ago


ORDER !!!!!!!!!

She tries to live by the golden rule.
Said you treat other people right,
Other people probably treat you cool.
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SunshineSue
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Life is sweeter for this!

Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#217628 1 year, 9 months ago
I'd like to make a motion that no offensive, photoshopped pictures of the flag be allowed on the Forum, and that the Flag thread is to be used for legitimate, positive Flag-related purposes only. I propose that anyone posting such trash should be fed to the monkeys. Your honors, I leave it in your capable, troll-mollifying hands.
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ecojaded
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"Why don't you arrest me"

Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#217632 1 year, 9 months ago
Geez this will be a trying case and will need the full order of ~roos~ to help hear every-side and angle of these perspectives.

Capt Tony, NYC Dave, Scarlet Fire. This case awaits your full review.
She tries to live by the golden rule.
Said you treat other people right,
Other people probably treat you cool.
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nycdave
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Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#217648 1 year, 9 months ago
I knew when I first saw the Captain Tony appreciation thread this morning, that it would only be a matter of time b4 this court would be back in session. At this moment I am planning out which party favors will be on the menu 4 2nites Webcast. It is after all a Great Room Gala Opening event, or something like that. Will planning 4 2nite, interfere with my ability to address the issues on the court docket? Hey we have made substantial decisions being less than sober b4, so why should this case be any different. Capt. T may still be basking in the glow of his appreciation thread (never mind who started it).
I was going to start offering opinions b4 hearing any evidence, however... It might just harsh my mellow! There is after all a show tonight. I know, I know. I took on the responsibility of doing somethingorother on this court, so I just can't not show any interest cause I'm not in the mood.
Okay let the festivities commence. Has any alerted the Monkeys?
captaintony
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Posts:3691

Re: Kangaroo Court is now in session

#217658 1 year, 9 months ago
SunshineSue wrote:
I'd like to make a motion that no offensive, photoshopped pictures of the flag be allowed on the Forum, and that the Flag thread is to be used for legitimate, positive Flag-related purposes only. I propose that anyone posting such trash should be fed to the monkeys. Your honors, I leave it in your capable, troll-mollifying hands.


I have not seen these photos, but since we do not rely on evidence in this court, I say we feed these fiends to Ophelia. She is a full grown gorilla, that is until now, has been an experiment myself and Eco have been involved in. I cannot tell you of these experiments and Eco has been told to remain silent on this also. I believe in swift justice. If anyone knows of a human being that needs eaten or partially maimed please forward the correct information to me or any of the other judges on this board. We are here to serve accordingly, and if blood must be shed to keep this hippie lifestyle healthy then so be it. In the words of Allen Ginsberg, "Fuck Wendys." I never understood what that meant until now.
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