Captain, may I approach the bench. This morning you directed the following to Mr Begonias: "The monkeys will watch over the court. Scarlet, do not have your way with the monkeys. They are not sex monkeys, they are regular monkeys." I was so impressed with the moral fiber of our court. Even animal activists would be proud. Later this evening (which may have alot to do with it), our esteemed and learned furthur fan then some, issued the following edict: "I believe we can have those monkeys turning tricks for old Japanese men." Woohoo I thought. Party time. Under closer examination (why anyone would want to examine this any closer is beyond me) the court seems willing to pimp out these poor though not so innocent creatures, yet letting Scarlet have some depraved fun has been deemed out of bounds. Then it came to me, the court is teaching a lesson in capitalism. I wounder what Captain Kangaroo would make of all of this. Perhaps we can postpone court for a few to grab some liquid refreshments. Smoke em if u got em.
You are correct, my fellow judge, nycdave, it is a lesson in capitalism. This is why you were chosen among the many applicants to wear these famous robes. You are deep and sympathetic to the movement, but in time, hopefully that will change. you see, the monkeys were here before us, so they know how sex for sale system works, we have got alot of presidents in office due to these monkeys. Don't be fooled by these monkeys. They have seen all evil and they will use it to their own good. We have tried to weed out the rebel rousers but those monkeys are smart.
I was once trapped in a love triangle with those monkeys. Smooth talkers they were, knew all the right words to get me into bed.
Made me feel like I ws the only human there. Which I was, but those monkeys knew how to roll with the charm. Took me years of therapy to come out of it, every time I went to the zoo, I would start humping the glass monkey cages. So you see I've survived, but I know what the powers of monkey poontang can entail.