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- drpsilocybo
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- Trying to find a peacefull song
whats dumber than a box of rocks?
the hippie who carries them around the country.-
- DL1943
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An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island. He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a city boy by nature, the anthropologist was disturbed by this. He asked the guide, "What are those drums?"
The guide turned to him and said "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop."
Then, after some hours, the drums suddenly stopped! This hit the anthropologist like a ton of bricks, and he yelled at the guide: "The Drums have stopped, what happens now?"
The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, "Bass Solo".-
- odea
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- At least I'm enjoying the ride
drpsilocybo wrote:
whats dumber than a box of rocks?
the hippie who carries them around the country.
whats dumber than that?
the guy that buys them.
and...
what's dumber than that?
the guy that smokes them.
zing!"Here was blue, here was yellow, here was green, sky and river, woods and mountains, all beautiful, all mysterious and enchanting, and in the midst of it, he, Siddhartha, the awakened one, on the way to himself."-
- bokb
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- Be, okay? Be.
-- I don't make them up, I just pass them on --
The Deadhead finds himself walking around heaven w/ St. Pete.
"Wow man! There's Jimi over there! And Janis chillin' w/ Karen Carpenter & shit! Far out!" and spying an old dude w/ a bushy grey-beard, Deadhead goes, "No way!!! Is that Jerry?"
"No," says St. Pete, "that's God, he just thinks he's Jerry."Last Edit: 2 years ago by bokb.If unable to dance, I'll crawl.-
- CosmicCarl44
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Q: Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a joint?
A: A hippie chick makes it all the way around the circle..... -
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