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LBDowling
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16934 2 years, 12 months ago
Highway- you're going to hell in a bucket for that one... but that was funny!
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drpsilocybo
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16954 2 years, 12 months ago
whats dumber than a box of rocks?



the hippie who carries them around the country.
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mjwhitegd
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16961 2 years, 12 months ago
here's one that i'm sure everyone has heard one time or another:

what did the hippies say when they ran out of drugs?

this music sucks.
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DL1943
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16980 2 years, 12 months ago
An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island. He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a city boy by nature, the anthropologist was disturbed by this. He asked the guide, "What are those drums?"
The guide turned to him and said "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop."

Then, after some hours, the drums suddenly stopped! This hit the anthropologist like a ton of bricks, and he yelled at the guide: "The Drums have stopped, what happens now?"

The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, "Bass Solo".
odea
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16997 2 years, 12 months ago
drpsilocybo wrote:
whats dumber than a box of rocks?



the hippie who carries them around the country.


whats dumber than that?

the guy that buys them.

and...

what's dumber than that?

the guy that smokes them.

zing!
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bokb
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#17031 2 years, 12 months ago
-- I don't make them up, I just pass them on --




The Deadhead finds himself walking around heaven w/ St. Pete.
"Wow man! There's Jimi over there! And Janis chillin' w/ Karen Carpenter & shit! Far out!" and spying an old dude w/ a bushy grey-beard, Deadhead goes, "No way!!! Is that Jerry?"

"No," says St. Pete, "that's God, he just thinks he's Jerry."
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Sharicee
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#17038 2 years, 12 months ago
Q:Why do Deadheads swirl their arms while they dnace?
A: To keep the music out of their eyes!!!
Too pat to open and too cool to bluff...
CosmicCarl44
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#17048 2 years, 12 months ago
Q: Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a joint?

A: A hippie chick makes it all the way around the circle.....
perry
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#17052 2 years, 12 months ago
My son made this one up:

Q. What's a cow's favorite dead song?




























A: I had to moooooooooooooooooooooooove
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MWoods
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#17067 2 years, 12 months ago
LOL! Damn it. Now between hearing the first line as "I had a hard one, runnin' from your window" and picturing a cow mooing during each chorus I'll never be able to listen to Bertha with a straight face again.
neverstop66
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#17131 2 years, 12 months ago
How do you hide money from a wookie?




Put it under the soap.
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ecojaded
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#17134 2 years, 12 months ago
oldie,but a goodie
She tries to live by the golden rule.
Said you treat other people right,
Other people probably treat you cool.
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