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gratefulade
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#17519 3 years, 5 months ago
You can sub your band of choice into this one but here's how I say it....

How many Bisco kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



3

1 to steal the lightbulb, 1 to screw it in, and 1 to laugh about it until the K wears off!
Olompali
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Posts:27

Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#17520 3 years, 5 months ago
Elizabeth Taylor, newly arriving in Heaven, looks at the place she's staying. It's a bland suburban house among a row of hundreds of similar homes.
She looks around and sees a a large Victorian house with stained glass windows of multicolored marching bears and turtles,, Skull and Lightning flag flying high atop the roof, mellow people in tie dye clothing partying in the yard and a nice new van festooned with with Grateful Dead stickers and decals..
"Hey," she asks St. Peter, "why does Jerry Garcia have such a nice place and I get this?"
St. Peter replies..
That ain't Jerry's.. that's God's.
Let Tomorrow Be
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Olompali
Junior Boarder
Posts:27

Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#17521 3 years, 5 months ago
The new Facebook game based on the Grateful Dead has a major problem.
Your keyboard keeps dying.
Let Tomorrow Be
illuminaughty
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Posts:1558

Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#17534 3 years, 5 months ago
worst part about dating a hippy girl


they never shut up.
not a joke. this is for real.
Emvibe67
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Posts:461

Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#341548 4 days, 11 hours ago
Saturday overtime bump!! These are making me grin through the pain of having to work today!
Fly on these wings of love!
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perry
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Posts:393

Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#341574 3 days, 23 hours ago
Why aren't there any hippies on Star Trek?


Because hippies don't have jobs in the future either!




I saw a hippy wearing only one sandal and I said "Hey, did you lose a sandal?"

He replied, "No man, I found one!"
perry
Senior Boarder
Posts:393

Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#341585 3 days, 20 hours ago
Why wasn't Jesus born at a Rainbow gathering?


















They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin!
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