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illuminaughty
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Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16897 3 years, 3 months ago
ill go ahead and get this one outa the way...
"how can you tell if you let some hippies crash at your pad?
they are still there
Abba
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16903 3 years, 3 months ago
How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbullb?
None hippies screw in the woods
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Lynx
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16906 3 years, 3 months ago
How do you tell if a hippie chick has her period?





She's only wearing one sock
illuminaughty
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16908 3 years, 3 months ago
where and how do hippies screw(to use the parlence of our times)?

INTENCE MAN IN TENTS.
Lynx
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16909 3 years, 3 months ago
Q: Why couldn't the Coast Guard rescue the drowning hippie?
A: He was far out, man


Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?
A: Mississippi
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MushroomMan
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16910 3 years, 3 months ago
lmao

this thread is to good - sorry I got nothing
bokb
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16918 3 years, 3 months ago
illuminaughty wrote:
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"how can you tell if you let some hippies crash at your pad?
they are still there


How can you make sure they don't steal your cash?

- hide it under the soap.
If unable to dance, I'll crawl.
the highway terror
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we gonna stay here til we soothe our souls

Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16929 3 years, 3 months ago
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop.

When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun.

After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts,"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!!"

Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!"
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illuminaughty
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16930 3 years, 3 months ago
you know why there are so many hippies in nor cal?
cauise there is no work here. funny, and true, and sad all at the same time.
MsJimp
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Re: Post your fav. hippy/deadhead joke

#16931 3 years, 3 months ago
how many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

45,000
1 to change the lightbulb
150 to make an audio recording of the event
20,000 that have tickets to view the event
49 to photograph the event
800 for the business organization
and another 24,000 to follow it around the country till the lightbulb burns out
Please tell Governor Christie of NJ to open the records
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