"Wanna hold the royal scepter?"
"Put a flag over my head and do it for England."
"Ever done it with an outdated historical anachronism?"
"If you think my ears are big..."
"Come upstairs with me and I'll make you the Princess of Wails."
"Care to join a family of inbreed freaks."
"Would you like to sit in a giant bowl of eggnog with me?"
"Why don't you lose that hayseed you're with, Hillary?"
"Let's put the bucking in Buckingham Palace."
"I've got Big Ben in my pants."
actually its a wonderful event,, filled with joy and glitter.... its just..... that, well its so special to be able to witness such an event, a moment in history that is so filled with.......... glory, and glorisotity...... we should be thankful.