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scar1et_f1re
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Man terminated after putting his penis in pickle s

#132953 2 years, 6 months ago
Man terminated after putting his penis in pickle slicer
Wed March 14, 2011 3:59 PM EDT


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45 year old Captain Tony was fired from the Vlasic pickle factory last week when he was caught putting his penis into the pickle slicer. Tony had been employed with Vlasic for two year and he was Vlasic's top pickle inspector. Tony's wife told RNN that her husband had told her many times of his fantasy to put his penis in the pickle slicer. She said she advised him against that idea for her fear of him being maimed.

Vlasic Representatives Spoke with state health officials and FDA agents this week to assure them Tony's actions were against company policy and that was why he was terminated. Vlasic HR department has also terminated 32 year old Linda Lovelace, the pickle slicer.
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captaintony
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Re: Man terminated after putting his penis in pickle s

#132970 2 years, 6 months ago
I don't believe that story. You made that up. Liar Liar freaking pants on fire!
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neverstop66
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Re: Man terminated after putting his penis in pickle s

#133059 2 years, 6 months ago
Was the pickle slicer hot?
stricken
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Re: Man terminated after putting his penis in pickle s

#133080 2 years, 6 months ago
captaintony wrote:
I don't believe that story. You made that up. Liar Liar freaking pants on fire!



I thought to it was untrue, 45 no way.
scar1et_f1re
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Re: Man terminated after putting his penis in pickle s

#133101 2 years, 6 months ago
neverstop66 wrote:
Was the pickle slicer hot?


Tony, was she hot?
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1Stellargirl
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Re: Man terminated after putting his penis in pickle s

#133117 2 years, 6 months ago
Is there any chance of any of Tony's pickle remnants ending up on the shelves?
ratdogdonna
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Re: Man terminated after putting his penis in pickle s

#133137 2 years, 6 months ago
don't buy the pickle chips...I have it from a very reliable source.....
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captaintony
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Re: Man terminated after putting his penis in pickle s

#133191 2 years, 6 months ago
I'm on light duty right now. I got to keep my job, but I gotta promise not do this anymore, but you know, I get bored and sometimes I gotta amuse myself. Don't eat any pickle related food for the next 6 months at least.
neverstop66
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Re: Man terminated after putting his penis in pickle s

#133194 2 years, 6 months ago
Be careful putting that pickle in the slicer or you'll end up with a gherkin.
iamthedoor
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Re: Man terminated after putting his penis in pickle s

#133336 2 years, 6 months ago
Damnit Tony I've heard what you've done with your pickle to platypi and unicorn but fer Christs sake man these are vegetables!!!
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