True midget story.....1978, right before I had my daughter, I used to sit on my friends' porch in Highlands NJ. They lived next to a bar and everyday this guy would pull up in an el camino and get out & walk into the bar. He's a midget. Everytime he gets out of the car, my 420 friendly friends would wave, smile and say "hello, shorty."
To this day my daughter is afraid of midgets
Moral of the Story: Ladies, if you are pregnant, do not observe midgets going into a bar from an el camino.