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captaintony
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The other day in Walmart....

#132891 2 years, 7 months ago
I really wasn't paying much attention to my surroundings, when Blamm! I hit something with my shopping cart. I was startled to find out it was a midget, you know one of those mean looking midgets.
I said, "You all right, little buddy?"
"Well, I'm not happy." he replied.
"Well, then which one are you?"
That's all I remember.
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SunshineSue
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Life is sweeter for this!

Re: The other day in Walmart....

#132898 2 years, 7 months ago
amusingdeva
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Re: The other day in Walmart....

#132934 2 years, 7 months ago
SunshineSue wrote:


Funny!
Tmglf2
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Without love in a dream, it will never come true.

Re: The other day in Walmart....

#132937 2 years, 7 months ago
Hahahahaha!

Capt, you crack me up.
neverstop66
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Re: The other day in Walmart....

#133060 2 years, 7 months ago
I always wanted a midget of my own. A mini-neverstop. And a monkey named cheech. We would go on trips to the zoo holding hands as we skip along. I like to wear knickers, combat boots, and yellow suspenders when I go to the zoo. With a top hat. PCP is a helluva drug.
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strangerinboulder
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Re: The other day in Walmart....

#133145 2 years, 7 months ago
Are they midgets, little people, or vertically challenged?
nastero
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Re: The other day in Walmart....

#133179 2 years, 7 months ago
Sounds like the little guy had a short fuse ....
captaintony
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Re: The other day in Walmart....

#133182 2 years, 7 months ago
I think my apologies went over the little guy's head.
deadegad
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Re: The other day in Walmart....

#133221 2 years, 7 months ago
I was on the subway last night and there were these two voluptuous hotties, very, very curvy, in tight outfits, one maybe latina, the other mixed black-white. All doled up and smokin' hot. Every dude did a double take.

And . . .. I swear to god. . .. They were with a midget. . .. Him? No angry Elf there. He was truly Mr. Happy. The Ladies Man.

Every guy did the double take and then noticed the randy man of lesser physical stature. You could see in their faces as they glanced away they were wondering, "Is he really gettin' with them?" Shiiiiiiit.......
ratdogdonna
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Re: The other day in Walmart....

#133237 2 years, 7 months ago
True midget story.....1978, right before I had my daughter, I used to sit on my friends' porch in Highlands NJ. They lived next to a bar and everyday this guy would pull up in an el camino and get out & walk into the bar. He's a midget. Everytime he gets out of the car, my 420 friendly friends would wave, smile and say "hello, shorty."

To this day my daughter is afraid of midgets

Moral of the Story: Ladies, if you are pregnant, do not observe midgets going into a bar from an el camino.
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