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captaintony
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Re: When the moon is bright, I can see Uranus

#132888 2 years, 7 months ago
Odor in the court! Ordor in the court! We are here to assume the position that Captaintony is not worthy of being a judge anymore. He doesn't do anything. He never shows up for court. He mocks the fine judicial system that was once put into place by our forefathers.
Silence! How do you plead Tony?
I plead guilty, your honor. If loving me is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Let us proceed with the hearings. Baliff Ecojaded, where in the hell are you? Where's the other judges?! Dammitt, I can't prosecute myself! We need witnesses?!!! Anyone! Beuller... Beuller...
captaintony
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Re: When the moon is bright, I can see Uranus

#132889 2 years, 7 months ago
Scarlet, you're the first witness, I know you've been to Uranus. We've all been to Uranus.
captaintony
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Re: When the moon is bright, I can see Uranus

#132901 2 years, 7 months ago
Take your time, Scarlet. Just take your freaking time.
scar1et_f1re
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Re: When the moon is bright, I can see Uranus

#132910 2 years, 7 months ago
Chester wrote:
Captaintony is the Central Scrutinizer!


Thanks for the memories. Haven't jamed in Joes Garage in AGES. Great stuff.
FFF! Family is Forever!!!

May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
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scar1et_f1re
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Re: When the moon is bright, I can see Uranus

#132911 2 years, 7 months ago
[quote="captaintony" post=132889]Scarlet, you're the first witness, I know you've been to Uranus. We've all been to Uranus.[/quote

I think you may have me confused for somebody else, kind sir.
FFF! Family is Forever!!!

May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
neverstop66
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Re: When the moon is bright, I can see Uranus

#133061 2 years, 7 months ago
I took a trip to Uranus. It was pretty shitty.
neverstop66
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Re: When the moon is bright, I can see Uranus

#133062 2 years, 7 months ago
It is well known that the famous asstronomer Ben Dover was the first to actually view Uranus through a telescope. Ben was a german immigrant whose father owned a sausage making operation in Hamburg. These are the facts people. Wiki facts. It is because of his fathers amazing sausages that Bens favorite food was hot dogs. It has been documented on this forum that Jerry's favorite food was chili cheese dogs, and for this reason, Uranus is deemed relevant content by the Kangaroo court.
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neverstop66
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Re: When the moon is bright, I can see Uranus

#133066 2 years, 7 months ago
Chester wrote:
Captaintony is the Central Scrutinizer!

Actually, I think he's a horny little jewish princess.
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scar1et_f1re
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Re: tony wants to see Uranus up close

#133104 2 years, 7 months ago
It would be ironic if Tony was a midget
FFF! Family is Forever!!!

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neverstop66
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Re: When the moon is bright, I can see Uranus

#133168 2 years, 7 months ago
neverstop66 wrote:
Chester wrote:
Captaintony is the Central Scrutinizer!

Actually, I think he's a horny little jewish princess.
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