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Terrapin Sedation
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Re: Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13139 3 years, 6 months ago
Q: What's the name of Mr. Bojangles dog?

A: Upandied
MushroomMan
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Re: Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13141 3 years, 6 months ago
Q: What do you call a black person who flys a plane?

A: A pilot, what are you racist?
Terrapin Sedation
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Re: Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13142 3 years, 6 months ago
What do you call a midget fortune teller who broke out of jail?

A small medium at large.
Lynx
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Re: Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13143 3 years, 6 months ago
A boy was at a public pool and the lifeguard blew his whistle and yelled “Hey quit peeing in the pool!”
The boy replied “But everybody does it!”
“Not from the diving board!!” shouted the lifeguard.
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Re: Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13155 3 years, 6 months ago
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
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