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captaintony
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Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13121 3 years, 5 months ago
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Chris1126
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Re: Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13125 3 years, 5 months ago
^^^hahahahahaha!!!!!^^^

Q: What is a terminal illness?



A: A sickness you catch at an airport. yuka yuka yuka!
"Talking a lot about less and less;
And forgetting the love we bring."
Chris1126
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Posts:98

Re: Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13126 3 years, 5 months ago
Q: How do you stop milk from going sour?



A: Keep it in the cow
"Talking a lot about less and less;
And forgetting the love we bring."
Lynx
Visitor

Re: Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13127 3 years, 5 months ago
A pony walks into a bar and says to the bartender (in a raspy voice) "Excuse me I'm a little horse."
83msg1sttyme
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Posts:5732

Re: Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13132 3 years, 5 months ago
heres a dirty joke the boy fell in the mud heres the clean version he took a shower (rim shot)
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
83msg1sttyme
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Posts:5732

Re: Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13133 3 years, 5 months ago
how do you make antifreeze ? take her nitegown
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
Terrapin Sedation
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Posts:2676
Let your life proceed by its own design

Re: Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13134 3 years, 5 months ago
A bear wakes up after hibernating and goes to take a dump.

He sees a little bunny next to him and ask: "Hey cute white fuzzy little bunny, does your shit stick to your fur?"

The cute white fuzzy little bunny says: "No sir, Mr. Bear."

Bear says "Good" and proceeds to pick up the cute white fuzzy little bunny and wipes his ass.
83msg1sttyme
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Posts:5732

Re: Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13135 3 years, 5 months ago
i was jst gonna post that 1
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
Lynx
Visitor

Re: Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13136 3 years, 5 months ago
Terrapin Sedation wrote:
A bear wakes up after hibernating and goes to take a dump.

He sees a little bunny next to him and ask: "Hey cute white fuzzy little bunny, does your shit stick to your fur?"

The cute white fuzzy little bunny says: "No sir, Mr. Bear."

Bear says "Good" and proceeds to pick up the cute white fuzzy little bunny and wipes his ass.

LOL LOL LOL
Lynx
Visitor

Re: Clean jokes for the kids!!!!

#13137 3 years, 5 months ago
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?







Big holes all over Australia!
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