Uh me hold flag? Me no have car. Me go into shows really early. If me get flag me be responsible for it's wellbeing. Me have responsibility issues. Me also not doing Philly Phil's.
Okay me know these r all lame excuses. If me takes flag to Port Chester, will Brother Scarlet take it at the Beacon uh me mean Best Buy's? All these different concert venues. So confusing. From Best Buy will flag then go to Philly and / or Turtle Island? Or will it make stop in Midwest so Sunshine Sue can make pancakes and apple pie at her FFF dinner.
If Turtle Man sends it to me, when will it arrive? Inquiring minds want to know.
Me & Brother SC-FI have pow-wow where major flag decisions will (maybe) be made.
Me B responsible? Seriously?