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captaintony
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Hey everybody I'm an asshole!

#124682 2 years, 8 months ago
I love it!
83msg1sttyme
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Re: Hey everybody I'm an asshole!

#124717 2 years, 8 months ago
reminds me of that frank zappa song
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
edheadwharfrat
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Re: Hey everybody I'm an asshole!

#124721 2 years, 8 months ago
83msg1sttyme wrote:
reminds me of that frank zappa song


Bragger.
Without love day to day insanity's king
Warlock
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Re: Hey everybody I'm an asshole!

#124726 2 years, 8 months ago
I don't see that in your Profile
scar1et_f1re
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R U Kind?

Re: Hey everybody I'm an asshole!

#124738 2 years, 8 months ago
Wish I was an asshole, on a northbound train.

How bout a sandwich? This should be right up your alley if the damn pic will load.




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At least you are a proud asshole. Good for you, no reason to be ashamed.

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As a fellow asshole, I was wondering if you had any thoughts on this guys problem. The guy who sold this car sounds like a fellow asshole too.



"I picked up a used 90 short bed pick up for sale cheap, a guy in his early 20s had it. I went to get in the truck the other day and it was hot out and all I could smell was ass. I dunno what he was doing in it, but I figured it must be something under the seat or in the carpet, well it wasn't. After some checking, LOL, it is the drivers seat. It smells like total ass, I dunno if he was driving around naked or what. Anyway, the seat itself looks clean, just stinks. Anyone have any ideas to clean it and get rid of the smell?"
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Ossumpei
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Re: Hey everybody I'm an asshole!

#124741 2 years, 8 months ago
Let us all look kindly on our neighbor.
scar1et_f1re
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Re: Hey everybody I'm an asshole!

#124745 2 years, 8 months ago
R U Dennis Leary?

FFF! Family is Forever!!!

May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
scar1et_f1re
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Re: Hey everybody I'm an asshole!

#124758 2 years, 8 months ago
Excuse me, captain, after reading this, I am sorry, I just don't think you make the cut. Now here's a whole big pile of assholes

Westboro Baptist Church: Putting the Whole Ass in “Asshole.”
Posted on December 9, 2010 by ABL | 8 Comments
Keepin’ it klassy for the Lord!

Those Westboro assholes are at it again. They are going to protest Elizabeth Edwards’ funeral this weekend because of course they are. Apparently, she is in hell with all of the fallen soldiers because God hates fags or something:

When I die (and if I don’t return as The Great Rudy Huxtable), I sure as hell want to go wherever the fags, Elizabeth Edwards, and all the fallen soldiers are, as long as it’s far away from wherever Phelps and his merry band of unholy assholes end up.

They call it hell; I call it a welcome respite from the extraordinarily evil hearts and minds of these relentless jerks.

Edwards’s funeral is at 1 pm in Raleigh, NC at Edenton United Methodist Church. Already, people are organizing to form a human wall to buffer Elizabeth’s friends and family as they mourn her passing. To find out what you can do to help, join the Wall of Peace Against Westboro Baptist Church Facebook page for details.

Phelps and Phucks have a First Amendment right to protest; everyone else has a First Amendment right to shout them down. It worked in Oklahoma—after Phelps and his crew had their tires slashed and could find no one willing to help them out, Phelps responded that there should be “woe unto Oklahoma.”

Pfft. You should die unto a fire.
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captaintony
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Re: Hey everybody I'm an asshole!

#124796 2 years, 8 months ago
Those people are assholes. They're on a different level of ass holism.
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deadegad
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Re: Hey everybody I'm an asshole!

#124846 2 years, 8 months ago
Hey Captain were you ever awarded any medals, military decoration for assholism?

You know, like, above and beyond call of duty?
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